HAPPY VALENTIMES!!!!!!!!
HAPPY VALENTIMES! Or, alternately, because the Internet appears to have decided that Rachel Dratch's hilarious turn as a Russian prostitute from S1 of 30...
There's no place like home
Dorothy Knows What Time It Is Happy Friday, all! Your Dames are finally home from their travels to Chicago - where we got to see each other in person and...
Brevity is the soul of wit, yo.
IN VAIN, WE HAVE STRUGGLED.IT WILL NOT DO. Darling, dearest Dames Nation, like a pair of effortlessly chic jeans, you now number 501 and we could not be more...
Dolly & Lion Shingy & Abbi & Ilana
HELLO DAMES NATION! Welcome to the Best Little Newsletter in All of Texas!! We are starting this issue with Dolly Parton, as what better way is there to...
Weekend Special: Errata & Addenda (UGH, MEA CULPA)
Maybe we should, but we can't. Dear Darlings of Dames Nation,Mere moments after sending out the current issue of Two Bossy Dames, Dame Sophie realized she'd...
Ziggy & Suffragette City & The Rain in Spain & Stamps
CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES; Turn and face the strange, Dames Nation! By which we mean marvel at 50 Years of David Bowie’s Hairstyles all in ONE GIF!, all drawn (and...
Saudade: Our Favorite Kind of Sadness
Earlier this week, Sophie was chatting with a pal about Great Lady Troubadours of Sadness. Astrud Gilberto (who’ll be familiar to many as the voice that made...
Murderous Courtliness, Saudade, and Other Sundry Subjects
Dearest and Most Darling Dames Nation, You are lucky that we are writing this week at all. You are lucky that, despite Chris Evan's best efforts to murder us...
Repetition Makes the Heart Grow Fonder!
2014 IS OVER, THANK DOGS!MERRY NEW YEAR! Even though being FREE from 2014's tyranny has us experiencing synchronized-ice-skating-team-winning-what-was-...
Syning All Our Auldest Langs
Great news, friends! 2014 is ALMOST OVER!Just five more days-- bottoms up and we can bear it! This year has been frequently grim and we won't be sad to see...
A Bossy Guide to Surviving the Season of the Spirit
Hello, beleaguered masses of Dames Nation! We hope you didn't miss us too much on our sabbatical last week. We definitely missed you.<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3...
AND THE AWARDS GO TO....
ALL HAIL QUEEN EMMA, DARLINGS OF DAME NATION! Given this week's nod to BEST OF season, we thought sharing this gif ofQUEEN EMMA BEING QUEENat the Golden...
My Sweater's Too Hyggelicious For Ya, Babe
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS KNITWEARI DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS KNITWEARMY SWEATER'S TOO HYGGELICIOUS FOR YA BABE As you lie, stomachs...
A Smattering of Twee and 1989 Words on Taylor Swift's 1989
Hello Dames Nation! This week, we're trying out something a little bit new-- a "Bossy Take", wherein we, your Dames, go in-depth (great, great depth) on a...
Kardashianing through the snow....
Hey everyone! LOOK OUT!It's TWO DAMES, TREADMILLING THEIR WAY INTO YOUR HEART! In this gif, Margaret is the one with the floppy ear on the right and Sophie...
Caaaandletimmmme is heeere
ALOHA, Dame Nation! Margaret rewatched Lilo & Stitch last night and yes, the line "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but...
~Insert Spooky Halloween Title Here~
Sit with this one for a bit, poppets, to make sure you see how TERRIFYING and HALLOWEEN-APPROPRIATE it is!And there's creepy more where that creepy came...
The One Where Sophie & Margaret Totally Shock You
Okay so, friends. I know we usually open these things up with a gif. But.There's a Tumblr called "Dogs Impersonating Biden" and you need to know about it AS...
Puppies! Pumpkins! Pig Pen! And More!
Alright, friends, we admit it, it's finally happened.We're totally over Fall now.hahahahahaha just playing we still totally aren't seasons are so...
Mullets and poptimists and paper dolls, oh my!
Hello poppets! Welcome to the Bossy Lodge! Readers, we dames are going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present....