10 Pounds of Culture in a 5-Pound Bag
DAMES NATION, WE’RE BACK! Haaaaaaay. A big, big thank you to Meryl & Liz for taking such excellently Bacheloriffic care of you all last week! We missed your...
West Coast Edition
Hello, Dames Nation! We are your guest editors for this week, Liz Galvao (@lizgalvao) and Meryl Williams (@MerylWilliams). Liz is a writer/editor/comedy...
Low Battery Power Mode
Dames Nation, IT US: Our 2016 has been a little BANANA PANTS, especially in the past few weeks. SO this week we're skipping our Top Fives and instead...
Baller Moves & Best Winks of The Week
DAMES NATION! For you, today, we have a call to action! Oh, hi. Our cherished pals Rosie & Jessica Fletcher (the very first people we ever trusted to guest-...
Anniversaries, Mutual Admiration, & Rage Blackouts
DID YOU KNOW that, for many of you, this is our Anniversary?This morning, Dame Sophie brought to my attention that it's been almost exactly one year since...
Zaftig Hotties & Women Laughing Alone With Salads
Dames Nation, last week: with the Unfriendly Black Hotties all over again. It’s odd to say that an issue we didn’t write is among the best we’ve ever sent...
Christina & Kamille: The Hottie Takeover
Dames Nation!We cordially invite you to pull yourself a little closer to the monitor and Get Involved with the Unfriendly Black Hotties Edition™ of Two Bossy...
A bittersweet symphony of pastels
Salutations, Dames Nation!Please pack all your best brocade smoking jackets and join us TOMORROW NIGHT as we livetweet VELVET GOLDMINE, A.K.A. “What if...
Homoerotic Subtext Should Always Actually Be Text
Sometimes, Dames Nation, something perfect and incandescent twirls into your life. Something like the truly magical music video for Miike Snow's "Genghis...
Sexual Activity: ALWAYS a La Carte, Never Prix Fixe
GREETINGS, Dames Nationals! This week, we had the pleasure of reading about an 11-year-old girl to whom we're awarding our 1st Annual Michelle Obama Mimed...
A Festschrift for Bowie
Dames Nation, We Mourn. Naturally, we also celebrate this great, decades-long gift to #punimwatch(h/t #DamesPal Julie) It has been a rough week for people,...
Tears n' Vows & Vows n' Tears
YOU GUYSSSSSSS!Your response to our JUST ONE WEEK OLD Patreon campaign has been GOBSMACKING!We keep trying to figure out which makes us cry more-- seeing a...
Lucille Ball: She To Whom All Vine Stars Aspire
Merry New Year, Stalwarts of Dames Nation! We are so grateful for our acquaintance with all of you, auld and new. We are doing something today that is,...
Everybody, Carlton Dance Now
We Are All Carlton. Well, Dame S. is, for sure, (and Adam Gopnik definitely knows what I'm talking about!) but perhaps this is the one true privilege of...
SNEAKY BONUS BOSSING! WITH CATASTROPHIC EFFECTS!
SURPRISE, Dames Nation!When we said you wouldn’t see us until 2016, we lied. We have one more tiny bit of Bossing for you before we take our break. Namely,...
Dogs Both Goofus and Gallant, Plus Other Things We Avidly Love
Dames Nation, you continue always to delight us! How have you managed it this week? Why, with your great responses to Our Very Bossy Proposal from two issues...
Victory Dances, Bratwurst, and the VERY BEST Worst Deals
DAMES NATION! Today is December 4th.DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?It means it's TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS of our VERY BOSSY GIVEAWAY!!To refrain from...
#ServiceJournalism: Audible Sale Guide!!
DAMES NATION! We have $4.95 AUDIOBOOK RECOMMENDATIONS for you!! Just so's you know, we don't get any $$ from Audible to do this, we just do it because (1) we...
Butterball Hotline Bling(ee)
Dames Nationals of the United States, We Have a Very Bossy Proposal for You. No, President Bartlet. A DIFFERENT proposal: Thanksgiving Should Be Demoted The...
Auxiliary Dames of the Week!
Never Were There Such Devoted Sisters I’m Rosie, I’m Jessica, and you’re reading Rosie and Jessica’s Two Bossy Dames of Fun. If you are asking yourself, “Who...