Kate Beaton made me read Wuthering Heights against my will
To be fair Heathcliff's brooding probably stunk up the place real bad
No tricks, no frills, just two mean houses
Look what do you want me to say the houses are mean ok
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
Jay Z was so right when he said "goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience"
TFW Mister Police gives you all the Clues
*chanting intensifies* CLUES CLUES CLUES CLUES
BookChunks: A Subsidiary Franchise
Biblically Accurate Vampire Car Crash Now
Family means nobody gets eaten by a ghost
Shoutout to childhoods fr. Gotta be one of my favorite breeding grounds for The Horrors
Time Travelers
What are we really talking about when we talk about "when"?
Girl House! ™
It is Less Fun Than It Sounds
Fighting the devil again huh? That's cool
Swatting at the devil with a broom like he's a raccoon trying to get my study snack
YA Power Hour
Look. Listen. LOOK.
WorkHaters, Inc.
I would actually love to not bring my Whole Self to work, thanks
That's not a house! That's my wife!
When the house is a character and that character is a friend
Canadians Have History Too
For a dollar a day you can support a Canadian
A souvenir from my 1865 childhood
What did they say about those who forget history did they say it was good
Haunted House, M.D.
How many ways can a Structure be scary? Let's count.
Why are you witch-hunting me? I'm right!
We are the witches of the books you didn't hunt, or whatever.
VarmintCore™
"Howdy partner" is a gender-neutral greeting.