"am I oomf, Jesus?"
Okay — to be totally honest with you, even though everyone on the face of the Earth was like, “This is going to go on for weeks!” — I didn’t actually expect that we would still be in limbo at this point. I did assume we would be in the absolute pits of despair and that nobody would want any more memes about it. What I mean to say is, I’ve run out of the like 100 percent guaranteed quality chef’s kiss top-tier posts, so things might get a little… weird?
