Thiccc Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor

/THIK lok-heed MAR-tin ef-twen-tee-too RAP-tor/ · n.

1. A combat aircraft of formidable posterior breadth, renowned for its stealthy architecture and wide aft fuselage; esp. one viewed astern, its presence is as unmistakable as a thunderclap in flight.

2. colloq. The aeronautical equivalent of a heavyweight prizefighter: all thrust, no retreat.

Etymology. Named after the Lockheed Martin Corporation (American aerospace company, est. 1995) and the bird of prey known for its agility and strength, which, frankly, undersells it.

He caught sight of a thiccc F-22 Raptor banking in the sky, and the airshow had to recalibrate their noise ordinances.

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