Thiccc Freight Train

freyt TRAYN · n.

1. An elongated rail transport vehicle notable for its cavernous cargo hold and considerable momentum, especially when viewed in profile against an evening sky.

2. colloq. The rail-bound monarch of thicccness, whose arrival on the tracks announces itself in seismic waves.

Etymology. From Old French 'freit' (goods, merchandise) + Middle English 'trayne' (a trailing vehicle), with the added 'c' for the weight class. It could still use a caboose hype man.

A thiccc freight train lumbered past the crossing, and the vibration reset the town hall clock. The schedule is now irrelevant.

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