Thiccc Cargo Freighter

/kahr-go FREY-ter/ · n.

1. A maritime vessel of considerable bulk, characterized by an expansive hull and a formidable silhouette, especially when viewed astern in low light.

2. colloq. A seafaring unit that doesn't so much dock as announce its presence with tidal authority.

Etymology. From Spanish 'cargar' meaning 'to load' and English 'freighter' from 'freight,' denoting goods carried by ship. Ships this thiccc, however, have been known to reshape coastlines.

Navigating the channel was the thiccc cargo freighter, its displacement enough to warrant its own weather pattern.

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