Third Crater On The Right
Has anyone ever stopped and asked you for directions and you give them and they drive away and then you spend the next ten minutes wondering if you told them...
The old man said, "You never know."
I was going for a run, and I stopped to stretch by this little gate with a padlock on it. This old man was going for a walk too, and as he went by he made a...
A look back at the tardigrades (retro-grades?)
Have you ever felt two totally opposite things at the same time? Boy, what a mess that is, huh? It's quite a natural state to be in more than one state. This...
Does anyone know how to fly this thing?
Many things go on at once. Here's an example. Say you are driving in your car, and you come to a stoplight. It is red. (is the red light in a stoplight at...
Not Doing Things
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should." I attribute this wisdom to my dad, who probably said it in reference to a power tool in the garage when I...
Lumpy Non-Pixels
Hello I am talking to you from some sort of screen, but all of this came from some three-dimensional lumpy non-pixel sort of a place. In middle school we had...
If I Am Very Honest
Sometimes we are more comfortable than other times. Sometimes we don't say anything, and sometimes we do. Sometimes that's totally a function of who we are...
We Are All Bloops
Have you ever considered that everything we see around us is More Than One Thing? And also Impossible? Maybe it's because in the US we're in an election...
We're here on Earth to fart around.
Isn't it odd that we each live in our own little movie that plays inside of our heads. Sloth and Manatee Is penguin just making up the rules? Are dimensions...
Dimensional!
How many dimensions are you? Who knows? Sloth and Manatee Checking in on our microscopic friends living in their tiny bonsai tree to see what they think...
How to be a Good Bloop Master
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here When you hear a sound you can't identify, do you insist on finding out precisely what it is?...
A door is a portal
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here Open that door and see who's out there! PEACE. Peace is difficult. It's something that has to...
Reality is in the Mind of the Beholder
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here "I reject your reality, and substitute my own." - Calvin We all walk around creating what we...
Caramel Ripple is so dang handsome
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here When you can't see, but you gotta believe It's not possible to perceive all of everything....
Oopsies and Goofs
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here Oopsies and Goofs. Things that get goofed up. Or knocked over. Spilt. Lumpy. Messy. Out of...
The Mastering of Bloops
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here Have you ever said to yourself, "that's not a combination of words I ever expected to say!"...
Swimming Through the Castle in the Fishbowl
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here Swimming, swimming, swimming, keeping going Sloth and (Moon)atee Sloth and Manatee and their...
Talking to Your Caterpillar
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here Conversations - loud ones, quiet ones, one-sided ones, the ones inside our heads, the ones we...
Potatosauruses. Potatosauri?
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here There are so many kinds of questions. The ones where there's a right answer, the ones where...
Grab Your Jetpack!
Not seeing the images in your email? You can Read online here Some things give you that extra boost, like jet packs or rockets or what-have you. License...