The Magpie #004: Well, shit
NEWS I’m not talking about it. Fancy revisiting one of the greatest prank wars of all time? For it to make sense, you have to understand that 90% of koalas...
The Magpie #003: Kirbooty
Have we thought enough about Kirby’s ass? Because if he’s got feet, he’s gotta have a butt somewhere. Kirby crack, by O’Neill Jones (my daughter still hasn’t...
The Magpie #002: Let’s Guillotine Billionaires Together!
NEWS Please enjoy this transport minister’s face as he explains that flooding at two Melbourne train stations was due to a couple having sex in a stairwell...
The Magpie #001: Who let the crickets out?
NEWS Kids sic crickets on TERFs, which: 1) bravo, 2) made me think of this Stupendium song. The first rule of crime school is DO NOT TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE...
