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The Magpie #004: Well, shit
November 6, 2024
NEWS I’m not talking about it. Fancy revisiting one of the greatest prank wars of all time? For it to make sense, you have to understand that 90% of koalas...
The Magpie #003: Kirbooty
October 29, 2024
Have we thought enough about Kirby’s ass? Because if he’s got feet, he’s gotta have a butt somewhere. Kirby crack, by O’Neill Jones (my daughter still hasn’t...
The Magpie #002: Let’s Guillotine Billionaires Together!
October 22, 2024
NEWS Please enjoy this transport minister’s face as he explains that flooding at two Melbourne train stations was due to a couple having sex in a stairwell...
The Magpie #001: Who let the crickets out?
October 16, 2024
NEWS Kids sic crickets on TERFs, which: 1) bravo, 2) made me think of this Stupendium song. The first rule of crime school is DO NOT TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE...
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