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White House names RFK Jr deputy as replacement CDC director
Date: 8/29/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy3zjxy3dwo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen to this garbage, see? This whole CDC thing… it’s a f***ing circus. Another one of these “they said, he said” shindigs that’ll leave you scratching your head, like tryin’ to find a decent cannoli in Secaucus.
This Monarez broad, right? Appointed by Trump, a Republican – naturally – lasts a month. A MONTH! Less time than a good piece of ass, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. They say she got canned because she wasn’t “aligned with the president’s agenda.” Sounds familiar, huh? Like some kinda… family issue, you know? Except instead of a couple of whacked-out cousins fightin’ over a freakin' meatball, it’s the White House.
Her lawyers are screamin’ foul, sayin’ it’s illegal. That she refused to “rubber-stamp unscientific, reckless directives.” Sounds like someone’s got some balls, maybe even bigger than Paulie’s, which ain’t easy. I mean, the chutzpah this chick shows… I gotta respect it, even if it’s a little out of line. I'd probablya decked her for talkin' to me like that, but at least she's standin' up for something.
This Kennedy fella, RFK Jr. – what a name, right? Like a freakin’ dynasty of troublemakers. He’s runnin’ the show now, and he wants the CDC to follow Trump’s agenda. Which is what? I gotta tell ya, sometimes the politics are more confusing than figuring out which of my guys is ratting me out. Makes my head spin more than a night at the Bada Bing.
Three top CDC guys quit already. One broad even wrote a letter about “misinformation” regarding vaccines and budget cuts. Sounds like a bunch of crybabies to me, but maybe they had a point. These pencil-necked geeks, they can't take the heat, I tell ya. They shoulda just kept their mouths shut, taken their paycheck and said "fuhgeddaboudit."
This O’Neill guy, a Silicon Valley tech investor, is the new head honcho. A tech guy runnin' a health agency? It's like puttin' a chimpanzee in charge of a nuclear reactor! What the hell do they know about public health? Probably more than me. I don't know sh*t about vaccines but I do know how to handle a situation that’s gone sideways; it all involves pain and a whole lotta respect.
The whole thing reeks of a power play, a palace coup, right? Like somethin' out of The Godfather, only instead of olive oil and family secrets, it's vaccines and political agendas. It's a mess. A goddamn, beautiful, f*ing mess. But hey, at least it’s entertainin', right? Better than watchin’ paint dry, anyway… unless you're watching my paint dry, then it’s a whole different story. You don't wanna see that, believe me.
Capisce?
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