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Watch: Moment fireball lights up night sky in Japan
Date: 8/20/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cwy0x2dngj1o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen up, you got this… Tuesday night, right? A fuckin' fireball lights up the sky over Japan. Kyushu, Shikoku – sounds like some kinda Mafia convention, huh? These guys got a better view than we did at that fireworks display in Little Italy last year, that’s for sure. Anyway, experts say it was space dust or some asteroid junk burnin’ up. Probably some outta-control Chinese satellite, if you ask me. They’re always up to something.
Then you got these clowns, slacklining. A kilometer apart. Two centimeters wide. These guys are either suicidal or they’re training for some kinda circus act I wouldn't wanna see, understand? This ain’t no walk in the park, this is a death wish. Makes you think about the time that fuckin’ Paulie Walnuts almost fell off that roof… Similar level of stupidity.
Pakistan’s next – flash floods. Two hundred dead in Buner. Mud, debris… the whole shebang. These poor bastards. Reminds me of that time we had that sewer back up at the Bing… except instead of sewage, it was bodies. Okay, maybe not bodies, but it felt like it. The whole thing was a mess.
Singapore? Power failure. Passengers walking on some high-up walkway. I’d be more worried about the people below. Picture this, Paulie falling off the roof – only instead of Paulie, it’s a whole bunch of panicked tourists.
China? Robot Olympics. Sixteen countries. Football, athletics, dance. I can't even make sense of this – robots dancing? Sounds like a fuckin’ fever dream. Makes me wanna crack open another espresso.
Then we got this pro-democracy tycoon in China. Arrested, probably some kinda patsy. Some guy named Sebastien Lai thinks he’s gonna die in prison. Probably right. You cross the wrong people in that part of the world, you're finished. That's the way it is.
Next thing you know, Chinese ships colliding. Pursuing a Philippine boat… like a couple of guppies fighting over a breadcrumb. It’s a sh*tshow out there, alright.
More floods. Gansu, India… at least fifteen dead in Gansu. Dozens more in India. These poor souls… caught in the middle of it all. Reminds me of that time we were stuck in the traffic jam during that hurricane… only this is a whole lot worse. Much, much worse.
And a tornado in China. No casualties. Thank God for small miracles, eh? Maybe the robots can start building a better weather system for these poor bastards.
Thirty dead in northeastern China… Look, it’s been a bad week for mother nature, okay? It's a world gone mad. Floods, fires, robots, corrupt politicians… what’s next? Fuckin’ locusts? I’m starting to think this whole thing is rigged.
You know, sometimes I sit here, looking at all this… and I wonder if it’s all worth it. This whole… thing. This whole life. But then I look at my gabagool sandwich, I take a sip of this espresso, and I remember… fuhgeddaboudit. We gotta keep moving, right? That's the way it is, capisce?
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