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UN official says Israel expanding Gaza operations would risk 'catastrophic consequences'
Date: 8/6/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7vln1966r4o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss)
TONY SAYS:
So listen to this bullshit, this whole Gaza thing. This Jenča fella, some UN pencil-necked geek, is running his yap about “catastrophic consequences” if Israel goes all the way in Gaza. Catastrophic? The guy’s using words like he’s writing a freakin’ Hallmark card, not describing a goddamn war.
Netanyahu, that weasel, he’s reportedly talking about a full-scale reoccupation. "Full conquest," some Israeli mouthpiece says. Sounds like my kind of guy. Conquest. I like the sound of that. Reminds me of when we took over that… uh… certain construction company up in Jersey City. Remember that, Paulie? Good times. Except this time, it's not about concrete, it's about sand… and a whole lot of other shit that's blowing up.
This whole thing is a goddamn mess, a real spaghetti-and-meatball disaster. They’re saying it’s a negotiating tactic, to pressure Hamas. Bullshit. More like Netanyahu trying to keep his far-right cronies happy. They're a bunch of… well, you know what they are. These guys would probably be happy if we just paved the whole place over with parking lots.
Trump? He’s a piece of work, this guy. They ask him about supporting a full reoccupation of Gaza, and he says, “That’s pretty much up to Israel.” What the fuck does that even mean? That’s like me saying to Bobby, “That’s pretty much up to you” whether or not you take out the garbage. He’s not the boss! I’m the boss, right, Paulie? He's supposed to be the President of the United States and he passes the buck like this? Cazzo!
Two million Palestinians living there, they say. Two million… that’s like, a whole lotta people. What are you gonna do with them, all of a sudden? They'll be living under the thumb, that's for sure. But what will Israel do with them ?
This Jenča guy, he's yapping about international law, Gaza being part of a future Palestinian state. International law? Fuggedaboutit. You think I give a rat’s ass about international law? International law is whatever benefits me at that moment. It's as much use as a screen door on a submarine.
Israel's military says they already control 75% of Gaza. Seventy-five percent! What the hell are they waiting for? The other 25%? It’s like eating a freakin’ cannoli and leaving that last little bit. You gotta finish the whole damn thing. Then they'll have nothing left but sand in their shoes. Maybe some olives.
And the army chief? He’s supposedly against the whole plan. That's a smart guy, if he's worried, he's thinking about the consequences. The body count. The political blowback. Maybe he should have thought of that earlier. Or maybe he's just a chicken shit. We'll see. This whole thing’s a powder keg, waiting for a spark. And believe me, there’s gonna be sparks. A lot of them.
This ain't a game, Paulie. This is serious. We're talking about a full-blown war. And wars have consequences, serious ones. But let's see how this whole thing plays out, huh? Let's just sit here and watch the fireworks, and maybe have another espresso. Maybe two. We deserve it.
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