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Ukraine and Russia strikes hit homes and oil depot near Black Sea
Date: 8/3/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckglyv396ppo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen to this cazzo… Mykolaiv, right? Some shithole in Ukraine. Ruskies, they’re hitting it with missiles, like they’re playing fuckin’ Whac-A-Mole with human lives. Homes blown to smithereens, infrastructure? Forget about it. Three civilians hurt, maybe more. The whole place probably looks like a pizza after Paulie Walnuts got a hold of it – a total fuckin' mess. The State Emergency Service, these guys are like our FDNY, except instead of fighting some low-life arsonist, they’re dealing with the consequences of a full-scale war. You see the pictures? Looks like a real shit show.
Then, get this – Sochi. Sochi! The fuckin’ resort town. A big oil depot goes up in flames. The Ruskies say it’s a Ukrainian drone attack. A drone? These guys are playing with fire, literally. Adler airport, shut down. Sounds like a bad day for the tourists, eh? Probably a lot of pissed-off oligarchs complaining about their caviar getting too warm. Twelve-seven firefighters, that’s an army fighting a fire caused by a frickin’ drone. I mean, what the fuck is this, some kind of joke? This is like finding out that Meadow’s dating some…some artist… that’s how absurd this shit is.
And it wasn’t just Sochi. Ryazan, Penza, Voronezh… all getting hit by these drones. Voronezh, four people injured, Fuckin' A. This ain’t some Sunday picnic, this is a real war. These Ukrainians, they’re not backing down. They’re fighting back – and they're not afraid to be creative. Reminds me of that time that Pussy and I…. nah, forget it. You don’t need to hear about my war stories.
Then there’s Zelensky, that little guy. He's calling for more sanctions on Russia. After Kyiv got hit Thursday, thirty-one people dead, Three hundred drones, eight cruise missiles… That’s a whole lotta firepower. One of the deadliest attacks since the whole invasion started. This ain’t no little rumble in the back room of a pizzeria, this is all-out war. He wants more sanctions? Maybe he should have thought about that before he started poking the bear. Still, the guy has some balls, I’ll give him that. Reminds me of myself... a little less charisma, maybe, but the determination is there.
This whole thing is a fuckin’ mess, you know? It’s like a plate of pasta – all tangled up and you can't tell where one strand begins and the other ends. The only difference is, this ain’t a mess you can just clean up. This thing’s gonna be a long, bloody, expensive affair. So, you better make sure you’re on the right side, capisce? Because if you’re not, you’ll find yourself on the wrong end of a missile, or worse. And that, my friend, ain't gonna be pretty.
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