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Thailand and Cambodia thank Trump for mediation, but shelling continues
Date: 7/27/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy854585r32o)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen to this sht. This Trump character, right? The guy’s a freakin’ wildcard. Always gotta be in the middle of something. Now, he’s mediating a border war between Cambodia and Thailand. Cambodia and Thailand! Who the fck even knew they were still fighting? I swear, it's like he’s playing some kinda international version of gin rummy, only the stakes are a little higher than a couple of sawbucks.
Anyway, he calls up these two prime ministers – Hun Manet and this other guy, Wechayachai – like he’s ordering a pizza from Little Italy. “Yo, ceasefire! Now!” He’s on Truth Social, announcing it like he just brokered a peace deal between the fuckin’ Hatfields and McCoys. He even wrote "PEACE!" in all caps. The guy thinks he's a goddamn saint. More like a goddamn clown.
Now, Hun Manet, the Cambodian guy, he’s all over it. Eager beaver, practically sucking up to Trump. Says it’ll save lives – “protect the lives of many soldiers and civilians,” he says. Sounds like a fuckin’ choirboy. Probably because Cambodia’s getting their ass handed to them. Their army’s weaker, they’re losing ground…it’s like watching Paulie Walnuts try to muscle in on Gigi’s territory - a massacre waiting to happen. This ceasefire is probably the best thing that ever happened to them.
Thailand, on the other hand, they’re playing it a little cooler. They appreciate the call, sure, they "thanked President Trump for his concern," but they’re acting like they ain’t rushing into anything. They're saying something about needing “sincere intention” from Cambodia first. They're basically saying, "Yeah, sure, Tony, we’ll think about it. But we gotta make sure this ain't some kinda setup, see?” Smart guys, those Thais. Know how to play the game.
And get this – after Trump makes these calls, the shelling continues. The shelling! It’s like these guys didn’t even hear him, or they just don’t give a sh*t what the Donald says. It’s either that or this whole thing is one big, elaborate, international shuck. Maybe Trump’s just using it to boost his own image. Like that time I got Junior to plant that story about me and the Little League team… for publicity. Except, you know, this is a war.
Thirty-three people are dead, thousands displaced. Thirty-three! That’s enough to fill a couple of tables at Satriale’s for a nice gabagool and mozzarella feast. And Trump's worried about trade talks? He's talking trade talks when people are dying? This guy is a f*cking lunatic. You’d think after all this he'd get a little perspective on priorities.
But hey, maybe he'll end up making peace, who knows? If nothing else, it’s good for a laugh. It’s like watching a bunch of squirrels fight over a nut. Only instead of nuts, it's land, and instead of squirrels… well, you get the picture. Capisce?
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