August 13, 2025

🍝 Today's Sitdown: Israel bombards Gaza City as UK and allies demand action against 'unfolding famine'

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Israel bombards Gaza City as UK and allies demand action against 'unfolding famine'

Date: 8/13/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyj0dd0qj9o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss)

TONY SAYS:

So, listen to this bullshit… Gaza City, right? It’s gettin’ bombed the fuck outta there. Three days of it, these Hamas guys are screamin’ about Zeitoun and Sabra bein’ leveled – residential areas, they say. Civilians dead, injured… the whole nine yards. Sounds like a fuckin’ meat grinder, you know? Reminds me of that time Paulie Walnuts got himself caught in that crossfire… only this is a whole lotta worse.

These fuckin’ diplomats, the UK, EU, Australia, Canada, Japan – the whole damn UN – they’re all chirp-chirp-chirpin’ about a “famine unfoldin’,” like they’re watchin’ a goddamn nature documentary. They’re demandin’ this and that, “immediate, permanent, concrete steps,” to get food in. Like it’s that simple, huh? They think it’s a fuckin’ pizza delivery.

Israel, they say there ain’t no famine. They’re blamin’ the UN for not pickin’ up the aid at the border. It’s always somebody else’s fault, right? Reminds me of that time Chrissy tried to blame me for the leaky roof at his mother’s house… Fuckin’ Chrissy.

Then you got the World Health Organization, these doctors, beggin’ Israel to let ‘em stock up on medical supplies. “Catastrophic” health situation, they call it. Like they’re describin’ a fuckin’ mob war. This Peeperkorn guy, he’s sayin’ they can’t even get essential medicine in. Can you believe the nerve? It’s like tryin’ to get a decent fuckin’ cannoli in this town after midnight. Forget about it.

And the cherry on top? Israel’s war cabinet voted to occupy Gaza City. Occupied. Like it’s some kinda… you know… territory. The UN Security Council had a fit, of course. But what the fuck are they gonna do? Send in a peacekeeping force armed with… what? Feel-good pamphlets?

The IDF, they’re sayin’ they’re “at the beginning of a new state of combat.” Sounds like a fuckin’ press release from a used car salesman, right? Netanyahu’s out there spouting shit about dismantlin’… whatever the fuck he’s dismantlin’. He ain’t givin’ no timetable. These politicians, they’re all full of shit, just like Carmine Lupertazzi.

The whole thing is a mess. A goddamn clusterfuck. It’s like one of those outta-control family dinners – everybody’s yellin', nobody's listenin', and the food's cold. Except instead of cold food, it's… well, you get the picture. This ain’t gonna end pretty. Nobody wins in a war like this. Except maybe the guys sellin’ weapons. And you know what? Those guys are always winnin'. Capisce?

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