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FKA Twigs and Shia LaBeouf reach settlement in abuse lawsuit
Date: 7/23/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyq9nr7dyzo)
TONY SAYS:
So, this FKA Twigs chick, right? Tahliah, or whatever the hell her real name is. She’s suing that LaBeouf – Shia LaBeouf, the actor. Heard of him? Probably not, unless you're one of those… artsy types. Anyway, this whole thing's been dragging on for five years – five years! You know how many gabagool sandwiches I could've eaten in five years? Enough to sink a battleship.
She claims he was abusive – physical, mental, the whole nine yards. Strangling her, throwing her against a car… sounds like a real winner, that one. Like some outta-control guido after a few too many shots of Sambuca. Seriously, the guy needs a serious attitude adjustment. Maybe a few weeks with Paulie Walnuts… that’d straighten him out.
Now, the lawyers are saying they settled out of court. "Details remain private," they say. Yeah, right. Like I believe that for a second. Probably some hefty sum exchanged, enough to keep her quiet and buy him a lifetime supply of that weird, artisanal, $15-a-cup espresso he probably drinks.
Listen, I'm not saying he’s innocent, capisce? But in this business, you learn that settlements are sometimes the smartest move, even if you’re not guilty. It's less messy than a full-blown trial, you know? Saves you the headache, the legal fees…and potentially, a whole lotta unpleasantness.
She said she had PTSD from it all. Poor kid. That’s a heavy burden to carry, you know? I’ve seen guys come back from wars, hardened veterans, still shaking from what they’ve seen… and this is from a relationship gone bad. This ain’t no joke. It’s serious stuff.
They met on a movie set, “Honey Boy” or something. Nine months of dating before things went south. Typical Hollywood story, you know? All that glamour and all that… drama. It’s a whole different world out there. You’d think these rich, famous people would have better things to do than get involved in… this. But then again, maybe they're just like the rest of us… just with more money, better lawyers and more opportunity for crazy shit to happen.
So, yeah, that’s the story. A rich actor, a singer… a lawsuit… a settlement. Another day in the life. Now, you want another espresso? This one's on me. And maybe later we can hit up Vesuvio’s. I’m feeling a nice veal parmesan. Fuhgeddaboudit.
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