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EU and Mexico criticise Trump's proposed 30% tariff
Date: 7/13/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvj13d9ylpo)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen to this bullshit. This Trump character – a real piece of work, this guy. He's throwin' around tariffs like he's slingin' pizzas at a fuckin' birthday party. Thirty percent on imports from Mexico and the EU? Thirty percent! The guy’s outta his mind.
First off, Mexico. They're callin' it an "unfair deal," a "non-negotiable sovereignty" situation. Sounds like a bunch of pansies to me. Sovereignty? These guys are probably cryin' into their margaritas. They shoulda seen this comin', these fuckin’ clowns. They shoulda been smoother, smoother like the back of a new Cadillac.
And the EU? Ursula von der Leyen, this broad…she's threatenin' "proportionate countermeasures." Sounds like a goddamn threat from a chick who couldn't handle a plate of gabagool. Proportionate? Let’s see what happens when she tries to fuck with us. These guys are all talk, believe me.
Trump’s threatenin’ even higher taxes if they retaliate. He's basically sayin', "Try me, motherfuckers." It’s a game of chicken, see? Except this chicken's got nukes. This guy actually thinks he’s a tough guy; like some kind of modern-day John Gotti, but dumber. A real fuckin’ clown, I tell ya.
He also threw in some tariffs on Japan, South Korea, Canada, Brazil – the whole damn shebang. He's like a kid in a candy store, except the candy is other countries’ economies and he’s smashin' the whole display.
He wrote this letter to this Von Leyen broad, all official and shit. Blah blah blah, “persistent trade deficits,” blah blah blah, “non-reciprocal relationship.” Sounds like a divorce lawyer’s letter, except instead of alimony, he’s demandin’ more money for the US.
This guy’s got the whole world by the balls, it seems. The thing is, you can't just bully your way into a better deal. It's like tryin' to collect a debt from Paulie Walnuts without a little…persuasion. You gotta be smart about it.
He’s boastin’ on Fox News, too. "Hundreds of billions of dollars pouring in," he says. Sure, Tony. That’s exactly what he said. Hundreds of billions. I bet it's all a bunch of hot air, just like that time Pussy Bompensiero tried to convince me he found a better source for heroin. Remember that, Carmine? What a joke.
This whole thing reminds me of that time I had to deal with that prick, Georgie from Brooklyn. He kept trying to undercut me, until I showed him a nice little "persuasive" side of me. He quickly understood how things really worked.
This whole thing’s a mess, but I’m not worried. This guy's unpredictable, yes, but he's also stupid. The whole thing reeks of a power play, a stupid power play. And stupid is something you can always exploit. Capisce? We'll see how this plays out. But for now, fuhgeddaboudit... unless somebody wants to take a nice, long walk with me. Who wants some espresso? And maybe a biscotti?
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