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Ethiopian troops 'executed' aid workers in Tigray war, charity says
Date: 7/15/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8j1ve1w878o)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen to this bullshit. This MSF thing… Médecins Sans Frontières, right? Sounds fancy, like some kinda French restaurant. Except instead of escargot, they're serving up… well, let’s just say they're serving up something these Ethiopian cocksuckers didn't want to digest.
Three of their people – a Spaniard, and a couple of locals – got whacked in Tigray. Four years ago. Four years! They were driving around, assessing medical needs, all dressed in their little MSF vests, like walking targets. The car had their logo, big as a fuckin’ billboard. You know, the kinda thing you’d expect to see on a goddamn ice cream truck, not in a warzone.
This Raquel Ayora, the head chick, says they were “executed.” Executed! Like they were some goddamn snitch. Shot at close range, multiple times. Sounds professional, doesn't it? Almost… respectful. These guys weren’t amateurs, see? This was a hit. A real professional hit, like the ones Paulie Walnuts used to pull back in the day. Only this time, it ain’t some wise guy going down… it’s charity workers.
And the Ethiopian government? They’re giving MSF the runaround. Twenty face-to-face meetings. Twenty! Either they’re incredibly stubborn, incredibly stupid, or incredibly guilty. Probably all three. They claim they don't know what happened. This is like a guy telling me he didn't see the guy he whacked with a fuckin’ crowbar in broad daylight.
The whole thing stinks worse than a week-old gabagool sandwich. This was a conflict, a real mess, they say about six hundred thousand people died. Six hundred thousand! That's a lot of dead guys. More than the fuckin' population of my home town! And these three, well, they were just… collateral damage? Fuck that. This was intentional. Targeted. Pure and simple. These Ethiopian motherfuckers knew exactly what they were doing.
MSF’s been trying to get answers for four years. Four years of playing phone tag with a bunch of stonewalling sons-a-bitches. This ain’t some little fender bender, this is premeditated murder. And while Obasanjo, that Nigerian guy, is counting bodies – and I’m sure the numbers are off by a few thousand, am I right? – these guys, these three, they are the ones who got the short end of the stick. The real short end.
The Tigray conflict, ended with a peace deal. A peace deal! You know what that means? It's like the end of a war… only the rats run away with the loot!
So yeah, I'm not exactly surprised by this whole thing. War is hell, right? But even in hell, there's still a code. You don't go around gunning down charity workers. Unless you’re a complete piece of shit. Which, from what I gather, these Ethiopian soldiers seem to be. What do you think, Sil? Another espresso? This whole thing has given me a headache.
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