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Deadly new Russian drone attack hits Kyiv
Date: 7/10/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj3rvpe06rxo)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen to this cazzo… another night, another goddamn fireworks display courtesy of Vlad the Impaler and his goons. Kyiv, right? They’re getting pounded again, a whole lotta drones buzzing around like a swarm of pissed-off hornets. Two dead, thirteen wounded, buildings on fire – the whole shebang. Sounds like a regular Thursday night, am I right?
They're saying it was a residential building, right smack in the middle of the city, got hit by some drone wreckage. I saw the videos online, all those explosions – looked like a goddamn Fourth of July celebration gone wrong, only instead of hot dogs and fireworks, you got body bags and shattered windows. The BBC ain’t verified it yet, but hey, what the fuck do they know? They probably got their information from some college kid with a TikTok account.
They’re saying it’s the biggest attack ever. Seven hundred and twenty-eight drones? Thirteen missiles? Jesus H. Christ. Sounds like they’re trying to turn the whole country into a parking lot. Makes you wonder what kind of shitty contractors they’re using for that kind of operation… probably the same guys that built that garage for my cousin Paulie. A real masterpiece of shoddy workmanship, that one was.
This Tkachenko fella, the head of the administration, he’s all over Telegram, crying about burning buildings, warehouses, the whole nine yards. Two people dead, he says. Two. Listen, I’ve seen worse at a christening. But it’s still a shame, capisce? These people, they're just trying to live their lives, and these animals… they're turning their homes into rubble.
Then you got Klitschko, the mayor, complaining about a primary healthcare center getting blasted to smithereens. Almost completely destroyed, he says. Almost? What, did they leave the waiting room intact? Some healthcare, huh?
So, the whole city’s on lockdown. Everybody’s hiding, windows closed, cause there’s a whole lotta smoke. I'm telling you, it's like a scene out of some goddamn apocalypse movie. Only, this ain’t a movie, this is real life. And these poor bastards, they're living it.
And what’s the Russian military say? Crickets. They’re about as quiet as a mouse in a meat locker. Probably scared shitless somebody’s gonna get ahold of their playbook.
You know who else is pissed? Trump. The old Don himself. Says Putin’s full of shit. Always being "nice," but it’s all bullshit. Well, that’s nothing new. Politicians, they’re all full of it. You gotta learn to read between the lines, like you're reading a menu at a fancy restaurant. You order the veal, you get something that looks like veal, but tastes like a pair of old shoes.
The whole thing is… a goddamn mess. A tragic, brutal, pointless mess. But hey, what can you do? It's not like we're gonna go over there and fix it for them. It's their problem. Besides, I got enough problems right here. You know what I mean? Now, let's get some gabagool before this whole thing gets me down. Anybody hungry?
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