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Australian PM vows 'full force of law' after arson attack at synagogue
Date: 7/6/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0l4kljezydo)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen to this cazzo… Australia, right? Land down under, kangaroos and all that… turns out they got their own problems with these… animals, you know? Not the marsupial kind. These are the two-legged kind.
There was this shul, a synagogue, in Melbourne. Friday night, a bunch of people are having dinner, right? Probably some nice gefilte fish, maybe a brisket. Suddenly, some lowlife – a real piece of shit, I'm talkin' sub-human – shows up and torches the place. Pours something flammable on the door, whoosh, up in flames. Twenty people inside, thankfully nobody got hurt. Miracle, really. Coulda been a real fuckin’ disaster.
They caught the guy, some Angelo Loras, 34 years old, from Sydney. Sounds like a real winner, huh? Arson and reckless endangerment. They shoulda just thrown him in a kangaroo cage and called it a day, see how he likes that.
Now, this isn't just some isolated incident. It's part of a whole string of antisemitic attacks – they're having their own little version of… well, you know. It’s like this whole thing started with that Israel-Hamas crap, this conflict overseas making everyone over there – and, apparently, here – a little too “passionate,” if you catch my drift. I mean, these things happen. We got our fair share of that here, too. Remember when that guy… oh, fuhgeddaboudit.
The Aussies, their Prime Minister, this Albanese guy… he’s sayin’ all the right things. “Antisemitism has no place in Australia,” he says. Yeah, well, neither does arson, you dumbfuck. He’s promising to crack down, send this Loras character to the slammer. Strong words, but…you gotta back it up, see? You can't just talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. Otherwise, you're just another patsy.
And it’s not just the synagogue. There was another attack, same night, on a Jewish-owned restaurant. These goons, they broke in, throwing chairs, yelling “death to the IDF.” Fucking animals. I tell ya, the sheer gall of these… I mean, c'mon, show some respect. Even we have our rules of engagement. These are wildcards.
This Alex Ryvchin guy, some big shot in their Jewish community, he calls it a “severe escalation.” Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. Israel’s foreign minister, Saar, is saying the same thing. They're all up in arms, and rightfully so. These aren't just some playground scuffles. This is hate, pure and simple, and it needs to be dealt with.
So yeah, Australia. Beautiful beaches, dangerous wildlife, and… apparently, a growing problem with antisemitism. Makes you think, huh? You never know what kind of snakes are hiding in the grass, even down under. Just another day in the… well, you get the picture. Now, you want another espresso? This one's on me. Capisce?
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