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Almost a third of people in Gaza not eating for days, UN food programme warns
Date: 7/26/2025 Original Source: BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgjg81qqwvo)
TONY SAYS:
So, listen to this bullshit. The UN – the United Nations, can you believe these clowns? – is sayin' almost a third of the people in Gaza ain't gettin' enough to eat. Days, they say. Days without food. Days! These ain't some spoiled brats throwin' a hissy fit 'cause they didn't get their goddamn Playstation 6, this is starvation. Ninety thousand women and kids needin' serious medical attention, they say. Malnutrition's runnin' rampant, like a goddamn plague.
One hundred and twenty-two people dead from starvation since this whole thing started. One hundred and twenty-two! That's more than a goddamn sit-down dinner at a wedding. And another nine croaked on Friday alone. It’s enough to make you lose your appetite, even for gabagool.
Israel, they say, they ain’t stoppin' the aid. They blame Hamas. Typical. Always somebody else's fault, right? Like when that guido Paulie Walnuts spilled his wine all over my new suit. It was the waiter's fault, he said, for not holding the glass steady enough.
Now, this Starmer guy, the Prime Minister of England, or whatever – sounds like a real goody-two-shoes, this one – he’s talkin' about airdropping aid. Airdropping! Like we're bombing the place, only with… food? Sounds like a real efficient operation, doesn't it? The aid agencies are sayin' it’s a joke, a waste of time, but he’s pushin’ it anyway. Sounds like a politician to me. Probably trying to look good on the news so some broad will sleep with him.
The Emirates and Jordan – they're supposed to be doin' the droppin'. But then some Jordanian big shot says they ain’t got the okay from Israel yet. So, basically, it’s all a big show. A goddamn circus. A distraction. That's what the UN calls it – a distraction from doin' jack shit.
Germany, France, and England – they're all up in arms, too. They’re screamin’ at Israel to open the goddamn floodgates, let the aid in already. Like they’re gonna change anything. It’s all talk, capisce? A lot of hot air. Like a big, fat, useless… well, you know.
Look, this whole thing… it's a mess. A real goddamn mess. And the worst part is, it's all just politics. Nobody really gives a shit about these people starving in Gaza, not really. It's just another chess game for these world leaders, another way to score points. The only thing that matters is power, money, and influence. And these poor bastards? They're just pawns. Fuhgeddaboudit. Another glass of espresso, please. This whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth. More than that burnt gabagool from last week, even.
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