TODAY'S WSJ — April 18, 2026
ZEITGEISTApril 18, 2026 |
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The scene on Friday was almost farcical. Dozens of world leaders were on a videoconference convened by France and Britain to plan the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz when, mid-meeting, aides began furiously tapping shoulders and passing notes: Trump had just declared on social media that he'd reached a breakthrough with Iran and the strait would be fully reopened. The foreign leaders stayed on the line and kept planning. They have learned, by now, that Trump has declared victory before. The hours that followed were a masterclass in diplomatic whiplash. Iran's foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, had posted that the strait was "completely open" during the cease-fire — but Mahmoud Nabavian, a conservative lawmaker on Iran's negotiating team, rebuffed the claim, saying Iran would continue charging tolls. Tasnim, the IRGC-aligned outlet, publicly chided Araghchi for his post. The U.S. told Tehran it would give Iran access to $20 billion in frozen funds in exchange for its stockpile of enriched uranium — then Trump denied the proposal existed in a CBS interview. "We will not negotiate through the press," the White House said, as the president negotiated through social media. Talks haven't been officially scheduled, but a senior administration official said they are likely Monday in Pakistan, with Vance expected to lead alongside Witkoff and Jared Kushner. The underlying dynamics are less ambiguous than the messaging. The intensifying U.S. naval blockade is aimed at inflicting severe economic pain — though whether Iran can absorb it, and how quickly, remains an open question. Iranian onshore oil-storage capacity is over half full; at current rates, Iran could hit "tank tops" — running out of room to store the oil it keeps pumping — in as little as two to three weeks. If those tanks fill, Tehran would have to shut in active wells, a drastic step that risks permanent infrastructure damage: water flooding wellbores, heavy sediments clogging rock pores, wells that may never recover their prior output. The blockade has expanded to cover shadow-fleet vessels serving Iran's oil exports, with the Pentagon saying it is prepared to board those ships wherever they are in the world. The economic operation, dubbed Economic Fury, is Trump's bet that what actual war failed to achieve — forcing Iran to reopen Hormuz and abandon its nuclear ambitions — an economic siege will. Whether Iran blinks remains the central question. Gulf states are bracing for a prolonged standoff. Saudi Arabia and the UAE can reroute roughly two-thirds of their oil through pipelines bypassing the strait, and higher global prices partly offset their lost volume. Qatar and Kuwait, locked behind Hormuz with no alternative export routes, face a collapse in revenues but sit on sovereign-wealth funds worth several years of GDP. Iran, meanwhile, still has roughly 160 million barrels of oil on tankers at sea, a cushion that buys weeks even if production is curtailed. "After eight years of maximum pressure sanctions, anything that the U.S. would do in terms of adding more economic pressure in the next few weeks" is unlikely to change Tehran's calculations, argues Esfandyar Batmanghelidj of the Bourse & Bazaar think tank. The cease-fire expires Tuesday. The war's ripple effects continue to reshape the region. Last week, Israel struck 100 sites in Lebanon in 90 seconds, killing more than 350 people in what it called Operation Eternal Darkness — an aerial version of the pager attack, designed to hit dispersed Hezbollah unit commanders simultaneously. The strikes reached into upscale Beirut neighborhoods previously spared, damaging residences, restaurants, religious buildings and offices; one of the areas hit was Ain al-Mraiseh, near the American University of Beirut. Trump told Netanyahu to dial back, then announced Israel had agreed to a cease-fire with Lebanon. "Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer," Trump posted Friday. "They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough!!!" Back home, Trump's week was consumed by the things that consume him. A federal judge halted construction of his White House ballroom, ruling that "national security is not a blank check to proceed with otherwise unlawful activity." Trump fired off four Truth Social posts in four hours attacking the judge, then berated a Fox News co-host, conservative influencers Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly, a counterterrorism official who resigned over the war, and New York City's mayor. His advisers had planned the day as a pivot to domestic policy, highlighting the "no tax on tips" provision ahead of a Las Vegas roundtable. Trump mostly returned to script once he arrived, reading from a teleprompter. "The economy is doing so well, by the way, we had to do a little journey down to Iran," he told the audience. He predicted the conflict was going "swimmingly." His aides' frustration is well earned: Republican nerves are fraying ahead of November's midterms. The Cook Political Report this week moved Ohio's Senate race to tossup and shifted Georgia and North Carolina toward Democrats. In Wisconsin, the state GOP's executive committee is expected to meet Saturday to discuss Chairman Brian Schimming's leadership after a liberal candidate won a supreme-court race by 20 points. In Texas, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick warned that a bruising Senate primary between John Cornyn and Ken Paxton could cost Republicans control of the statehouse. Trump's approval sits at 36% in Gallup's tracking poll, a low point for his second term. "It looks dour," said Rep. David Schweikert of Arizona, a swing-district Republican now running a long-shot bid for governor. The Trump-Pope clash, meanwhile, has deepened into something that is testing the loyalties of America's 53 million Catholics. On Wednesday, Trump reposted an image of himself embraced by Jesus, writing, "The Radical Left Lunatics might not like this, but I think it is quite nice!!!" In parishes from Pittsburgh to Boston's North End to Miami, the divide plays out in real time. Leticia Velasquez, a three-time Trump voter who runs a pregnancy center in Connecticut, said the AI Christ image was "the pinnacle of his self-deception" and the final straw — she no longer supports the president. Phil Liquori, a retired Catholic fundraiser in North Haven, Conn., shot back on Facebook: "Still better than any democrat." In Boston's Italian North End, regulars at Dolce cafe voiced support for Leo but stood by Trump. "The pope should stay in the church and let the president run our country," said Salvatore LoNano, a Vietnam veteran. Archbishop Thomas Wenski of Miami was more philosophical: "We have a long history" of conflicts between popes and civil leaders. "And basically, the pope doesn't have to please anybody except the Lord himself." In quieter corporate precincts, a different kind of succession is playing out. Greg Abel has been running Berkshire Hathaway for 100 days, and things are already changing. The 63-year-old Canadian commutes two hours from Des Moines to Omaha several days a week, has revived a stock-buyback program idle since 2024, already unloaded the stock portfolio managed by Todd Combs (who decamped for JPMorgan Chase), and taken a bigger salary than Buffett while pledging to spend most of it buying company shares. The philosophical shift is sharper: where Buffett left underperforming managers in place to avoid confrontation, Abel has signaled he will call out laggards. People familiar with Berkshire say a sale isn't out of the question if a business doesn't meet Abel's expectations. The $373 billion cash pile awaits deployment. The upheaval in professional golf may be more abrupt. Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund is preparing to pull back its funding of LIV Golf, the upstart circuit that launched in 2022 and split the sport with centimillionaire contracts. Players at a tournament in Mexico City this week noticed LIV had missed a contractual payment. Sergio Garcia said he hadn't heard anything official. Bryson DeChambeau's contract is up at the end of the year. The PGA Tour's chief executive has been explicit that the one-time returning-member program that brought back Brooks Koepka — at a cost of up to $90 million in forfeited bonuses and equity — was a one-time deal. As a sports product, LIV never found much traction in the U.S. As Jason Gay wrote, if he had $5 for every time he'd overheard people talking about LIV action, he'd have zero dollars. In AI, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei met Friday with White House chief of staff Susie Wiles and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to discuss the company's powerful new model, Mythos, which Anthropic says could pose cybersecurity risks causing widespread online disruption. The meeting marks a thaw in a bitter feud: after Anthropic refused the Pentagon's demand to allow its models for "all lawful uses," Hegseth labeled the company a security risk and Trump directed agencies to cut ties. But Mythos has forced both sides back to the table. The administration is putting in place protections for agencies to begin using the model, and Anthropic has hired Brian Ballard, a mega-lobbyist who raised more than $50 million for Trump's 2024 campaign. The tech sector's broader mood is darker. Mega-layoffs have arrived. Block cut 40% of its workforce. Snap eliminated 1,000 jobs and saw its stock jump 8%. Oracle is shedding thousands. After Block's cuts, corporate leaders from across the country messaged the company's executives asking for "the playbook." Block's CFO called it "an inevitability." The dynamic is reinforced by markets that reward the cuts: the old stigma of mass layoffs as a sign of trouble has been replaced by a stock bump for acting boldly. Meanwhile, unemployment among college-educated workers 34 and under has now surpassed the rate for people with associate degrees. The "job-security premium of a bachelor's degree has — at least for now — disappeared," noted economist Gad Levanon. And in a small but telling detail of the AI era's supply-chain weirdness: high-memory Mac Minis are currently unavailable on Apple.com, and other configurations show wait times stretching to 12 weeks. The modest little desktop — just 3% of Apple's U.S. Mac unit sales last year — has become the must-have host for private AI agents. "Apple was caught up by the number of people buying Minis for Clawdbot, which would have been impossible to predict a few months ago," said IDC's Francisco Jeronimo. A cease-fire expiring Tuesday, talks that may or may not happen Monday, a blockade designed to break Iran's economy within weeks, midterm anxiety rippling through the Republican Party, a pope and a president whose conflict has seeped into parish parking lots — Saturday morning offers no resolution, only escalating pressure on every front. The pattern of this spring is becoming clear: the people in charge keep declaring things are going swimmingly, while the people watching keep planning for what happens if they don't. |
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