TODAY'S WSJ — April 14, 2026
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The U.S. Navy began enforcing a blockade of all maritime traffic entering and leaving Iranian ports on Monday, opening a volatile new chapter in a six-week-old war after cease-fire talks in Pakistan collapsed over the weekend. More than 15 warships are in position to choke off Iran's remaining oil exports — roughly 2 million barrels a day, most of it headed to China — and President Trump is framing the squeeze as an opportunity for American energy. U.S. crude exports are on pace for a record 5 million barrels a day this month, even as the national average for a gallon of regular gasoline hit $4.13 on Monday, up $1.15 since the war began. "We can't let a country blackmail or extort the world," Trump said at the White House. The blockade is aimed at draining Tehran's revenue and forcing it back to the table, but the risks are considerable. Saudi Arabia is pressing Washington to stand down, warning that Iran could retaliate by pushing its Houthi allies in Yemen to close the Bab al-Mandeb, a Red Sea chokepoint through which much of the kingdom's redirected oil exports now flow. Iran's semiofficial Tasnim news agency echoed that threat. And while U.S. and Israeli strikes have devastated Iran's conventional navy, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps still controls much of its fleet of nimble speedboats, with more than 60% of its fast-attack craft intact. "Iran has lost 80% to 90% of its naval capacity," said retired Vice Admiral Robert Harward. "The last 10% is the hardest part." The economic shock wave is already rippling across Asia, where factories are curbing production, gas stations are rationing fuel and airports are running low on jet fuel. South Korea's legislature passed more than $17 billion in emergency relief over the weekend. In Japan, toilet giant Toto halted orders for prefabricated bath units because of a naphtha shortage. Capital Economics forecasts Qatar's GDP to shrink 13% this year, the UAE's by 8% and Saudi Arabia's by 6.6%. Trump conceded on Fox News that energy prices might not fall before midterm elections this fall. Meanwhile, Trump managed to open a second front — against the pope. After Pope Leo XIV condemned the war in Iran, writing on X that "God does not bless any conflict," Trump fired back on Truth Social, calling Leo "WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy" and suggesting the American-born pontiff wouldn't be in the Vatican "if I wasn't in the White House." Then, late Sunday, Trump posted an AI-generated image that appeared to depict himself as a Christ-like figure in robes, his hand on the forehead of a man in a hospital bed, bald eagles and fighter jets soaring behind him. The image was later deleted. Trump told reporters it was "supposed to be me as a doctor making people better." The post triggered the most significant pushback from Trump's religious base since he returned to office. "Not saying Trump is the Antichrist," said Rod Dreher, a conservative writer who attended JD Vance's Catholic baptism. "But he's radiating the spirit of Antichrist, no question." Pastor Douglas Wilson, co-founder of the Calvinist denomination to which Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth belongs, called the image "blasphemous." Leo, undeterred, vowed to keep speaking out. "I have no fear of the Trump administration," he told reporters aboard the papal plane en route to Algeria. The political ground was shifting in other ways, too. In Hungary, Viktor Orbán suffered a landslide defeat on Sunday, ending 16 years of rule by the populist who had become a standard-bearer for the nationalist right worldwide. Péter Magyar's opposition Tisza party led with 53.6% of the vote to Orbán's 37.8%, one of the largest winning margins in Hungary's postcommunist history. Magyar, 45, a former Orbán ally who turned against the ruling party in 2024, campaigned as a nationalist himself — waving Hungary's tricolor, marching through crowds in a hoodie, visiting 700 towns in two years. "Together we replaced the Orbán system. Together we liberated Hungary," he told supporters in Budapest. The crowd chanted "Europe!" and "Russians go home!" Trump had endorsed Orbán and sent Vance to campaign alongside him last week. In Canada, Prime Minister Mark Carney secured a majority government after Liberal victories in two special elections Monday night and a string of defections from opposition parties over the past six months. With 173 seats — just over half the legislature — Carney now has a freer hand to pursue an agenda aimed at weaning Canada off its dependence on U.S. trade, a project made urgent by Trump's protectionist tariffs. On Capitol Hill, two members of Congress announced plans to exit amid calls for expulsion votes when the House returns Tuesday. Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell of California and Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales of Texas both said they would leave amid sexual-misconduct allegations. Swalwell, who was among the leading candidates in California's governor's race just days ago, suspended his campaign Sunday night after reports of sexual misconduct, including an assault allegation, were published by the San Francisco Chronicle and CNN. The Manhattan district attorney's office is investigating. Gonzales admitted last month to an affair with a staffer who later died after setting herself on fire; he dropped his re-election bid but had remained in Congress. Lawmakers are also eyeing two other embattled members — one Democrat, one Republican, both from Florida — and the push for a bipartisan round of expulsions threatens to overshadow a packed legislative agenda. Back in the courts, a federal judge dismissed Trump's defamation lawsuit against the publisher of The Wall Street Journal over an article about a letter to Jeffrey Epstein bearing Trump's name. U.S. District Judge Darrin Gayles ruled the complaint "comes nowhere close" to the actual-malice standard required for defamation. Trump's legal team said he would refile. The domestic economy offers little comfort. Existing-home sales fell 3.6% in March to their lowest level since June 2025, far worse than the 1% decline economists expected. Mortgage rates, which briefly dipped below 6% in late February, have since climbed back to 6.37% after the start of the Iran war. The National Association of Realtors slashed its 2026 sales forecast from a 14% increase to just 4%. New homes that do get built are increasingly stripped of basics — particle board cabinets instead of hardwood, thinner countertops, fewer windows, sometimes no automatic garage opener — as builders try to keep prices within reach. The median square footage of new single-family homes fell to 2,153 last year from 2,466 a decade earlier. Meanwhile, the IRS is shrinking fast. The agency has shed thousands of enforcement workers since Trump returned to office, and audits of people earning $10 million or more dropped 9% last year and are on track to decline another 39% this year. "There's seemingly this mentality building which is, 'The IRS isn't going to catch me,'" said Carolyn Schenck, a former IRS national fraud counsel. The Budget Lab at Yale estimates the workforce reductions so far will cut $46 billion in federal spending over the next decade — but reduce revenue collections by $643 billion. In the technology world, the AI boom is running headlong into the limits of physical infrastructure. A severe computing-power crunch is plaguing the industry as demand for agentic AI tools explodes. Anthropic, whose annual revenue run rate ballooned from $9 billion at the end of 2025 to $30 billion by April, has been hit by frequent outages, with its Claude API posting just 98.95% uptime over the last 90 days. Spot-market prices for Nvidia's most advanced Blackwell chips have surged 48% in two months. OpenAI scrapped its Sora video-generation app in part to free up compute for higher-priority products. And in a more ominous development, Anthropic's newest model, Mythos, is finding software bugs at an unprecedented rate — including a 27-year-old flaw in the OpenBSD operating system — raising fears that the volume of newly exposed vulnerabilities will overwhelm defenders. Bug submissions are up 76% from last year, and the time from a bug's public disclosure to exploitation has plummeted from 847 days eight years ago to 23 days last year — and this year, most are exploited within a day. For a moment of levity: Rory McIlroy won his second consecutive Masters on Sunday, joining Nicklaus, Faldo and Woods as the only players to win back-to-back green jackets. He did it his way — which is to say, dramatically. After building a historic six-stroke lead through Friday, he surrendered it all on Saturday, then double-bogeyed the fourth hole Sunday before surging back with four birdies in seven holes. He finished at 12-under, one stroke ahead of Scottie Scheffler, and credited weeks of obsessive preparation at Augusta for his ability to recover from wayward drives. "I felt prepared for wherever I hit it on the golf course," he said. "I knew what to do." Today in South Hadley, Mass., residents vote on whether to raise property taxes by as much as 50% — phased in over five years — to stave off deep cuts to schools, police and public works. An 82-year-old retiree says he'd have to sell his home. A 37-year-old pregnant mother is voting yes for the schools her children will attend. A 92-year-old veteran is a hard no. As the head of the Government Finance Officers Association put it, the town may be "the canary in the coal mine" for municipal budgets nationwide, now that pandemic-era federal aid has dried up and healthcare costs have surged. Blockades abroad, budget fights at home, an AI industry outrunning its own infrastructure, a pope and a president trading barbs — Tuesday's agenda is crowded. The common thread is pressure: on shipping lanes and oil markets, on household budgets and municipal balance sheets, on the physical limits of computing and the political limits of alliances. The question, as always, is which ones hold. |
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