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I'm desperate to send this newsletter

August 22, 2025

Oh gosh! What am I supposed to talk about now?! I spend my days experiencing the highs of having large proportional tits, wearing sexy underwire bras, and...

Positive Job and Life Updates :)

Hello. So many wonderful things going on. I just had a gender affirming surgery, and I also accepted a Lead Developer position at The Processing Foundation...

This year is hurtling through time/space

So many things in life feel like the weather, when what you really want is the Sun to endlessly graze your skin. Microscopic beads of sweat blossoming out of...

Hello! I am here now

Hello. This week was kind of wild, and it was predicated by a big rave. I've been spending a lot of time at Recurse Center the past month or so, and as...

Career Directions

Hi. I AM LOOKING FOR WORK I've caught the so-called "March Madness" where you are supposed to send a newsletter before the end of March "no matter what."...