2 or 3 Things I Know About Sandwiches
Our friend Sandwiches 1) Sandwiches, aka: General Tso, was adopted in 2012. We don’t know how old she was at the time since she was previously a street cat...
Still Thinking About Perfidia Beverly Hills
Spoilers ahead, so you should probably read this after seeing One Battle After Another. Martha Washington knows how to make an entrance… In 1990, Dark Horse...
Lightning Round Catch-up, End of Summer Special
Sandwiches, the heart of our home. Hello, all. As you might imagine, I haven’t felt like writing for myself in the last few weeks given our cat Sandwiches’s...
Oh God, Here We Go Again...
“You think your great big husband will protect you? You are wrong…” Hi, I’m sorry, how are you? I’m feeling a bit untethered, myself. My girlfriend and I...
Two or Three Things I Know About "Superman" (2025)
“I’ll get you yet, Mac and Me on 4K UHD blu-ray!” Greetings, friends. I’m sorry for the delay in my sending out a new newsletter. I’ve been waiting for the...
On That "Last of Us" Twist
“Oh god, here he goes, talking about freelancing" I used to recap new TV shows, mostly for The AV Club. It wasn’t my favorite gig in the world, mostly...
Lightning Round Catch-up: Yes, I Know It's Been Seven Weeks.
“Oh, so you say I’m behind schedule? Fuck you, how about that?” Hello, hello, sorry for the delay. As I feared, I got swamped by blu-ray supplement...
"Broken Rage"/Jelly Mario
You Can’t Imagine Sisyphus Happy, Stop Trying “Show me funny!” Hello, I have a couple of links for you before we get into today’s paid-only article. I...
"Sumala" (2024)
Just Another Indonesian Devil Baby...
"Hitman 2" (2025)
No, not that Hitman, the other Hitman...
"Presence" (2025)
Caaaan youuhuuu feeeel their hauuunting preeeeseeeence??
2024 Catch-Up, Lightning Round Part 1, Go!
Did you know it's my birthday today?
January Catch-Up
Hello! Hooray!
New Movie Roundup: AATTAM, CHRISTMAS EVE IN MILLER'S POINT and RAAYAN
That's all the new, non-review related stuff I saw this week, I swear!
November Catch-Up: All the Simon-Abrams-related News That's Fit to Promote
Don't you miss it? Don't you miss it? Some of you just about missed it...
Weekly Roundup: Two Reviews, a Playlist, and Some MYSTERY PRIZES
Always Busy, Never a Busymaid, hey, wait a minute...
The Disappointing, The Distracting, and the Imperfect in BATMAN: CAPED CRUSADER
In the Substack's first paid-subscribers-only post, I obsess over two episodes of the popular new Prime Video Animated Series...
WEEKLY ROUNDUP: Beijing Review! DECODED! GOIN' SOUTH! Don Hertzfeldt! And more!!
All that CAPS LOCK is a bit much, but...
Weekly Roundup! Corey Yuen Remembered! CONSUMED reviewed! And an overdue playlist of new music faaaaaves
I'm so tired, you guys.
REBEL MOON! TWILIGHT OF THE WARRIORS! IT'S A REVIEW ROUNDUP.
Because I wrote two reviews in as many weeks, PLEASE CLAP.