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#58: "because you know what, it feels good"
August 16, 2024
Welcome to issue #58 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. If there has been a mixup and you were expecting a different, better newsletter, then boy do I have...
#57: "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want"
July 27, 2024
Welcome to issue #57 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Before we dive into my recommendations for this issue, I’ve got a couple contributions of my own to...
#56: "the apocalypse is a tempting liberator"
June 14, 2024
Welcome to issue #56 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. In case you were wondering: Scottovision “En el festín” (2024) - Animator Abel Molina is responsible...
#55: "no returns are accepted"
May 31, 2024
Welcome to issue #55 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I’m back with another fleeting set of recommendations, gathered from the esoteric regions of the...
#54: "i'm sorry, officer, i didn't know i couldn't do that"
April 26, 2024
Welcome to issue #54 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, a bastion of human curation in the midst of an algorithmic onslaught, a tiny beacon of...
#53: "pleasing feelgood frenzy"
April 5, 2024
Welcome to issue #53 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, although it tries, desperately tries, tries to the point of cringe really. In a world where earnest...
#52: "dangerously stylish"
March 9, 2024
Welcome to issue #52 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, a semi-regular peek into the bizarre and beautiful in short-form video entertainment. You know,...
#51: "your every act is live and direct"
February 4, 2024
Welcome to issue #51 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the unofficial tasting menu of the content apocalypse. Join me, won't you, on a brief guided tour of...
#50: a celebratory kind of vibe
January 20, 2024
Welcome to issue #50 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU! It's a bit of a jumbo issue this time. Loyal readers. Probably, I mean not mine obviously When I...
#49: soothing balm of selective memory
January 7, 2024
Welcome to issue #49 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, one of many earnest funnels of curation on the road to a perfectly tailored media consumption...
#48: "for fun and general merriment"
December 22, 2023
Welcome to issue #48 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. You know, friends, holidays are a time of tradition. Every year my family loves trimming the tree,...
#47: "someone's been eating from the friendship cake"
December 10, 2023
Welcome to issue #47 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, a semi-regular sipping at the firehose of short films, music videos, and video artworks with...
#46: "if you're bored, then you're boring"
November 12, 2023
Welcome to issue #46 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, my sporadic attempt to surprise and delight you with short video gems lovingly sifted from the...
#45: "being scared is being alive"
October 15, 2023
Welcome to issue #45 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, your sporadic guide to short videos you could watch if you felt like it. This newsletter sneaks into...
#44: no longer satisfied with passive transmission
September 2, 2023
Welcome to issue #44 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Sorry it took so long to get this issue into your inboxes. I like to include ten recommendations...
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August 4, 2023
Welcome to issue #43 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Scottovision, pt. 1 "Giggle Fudge U.S.A." (2016) - Paul Reubens hosts this deranged parody of...
#42: "unlock the infinite possibilities"
July 14, 2023
Welcome to issue #42 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I'm writing to you from New York City, where a glance out the window here reveals the Empire State...
#41: that wasn't a microdose
June 23, 2023
Welcome to issue #41 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I'm writing to you this issue from Denver, where I've been attending the big Psychedelic Science...
#40: "outshines the abyss"
June 9, 2023
Welcome to issue #40 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. You know, friends, I started this newsletter with a nickel in my pocket and a dream in my heart. I...
#39: "I admit I haven't done the research"
May 27, 2023
Welcome to issue #39 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. In case you're curious, here are some other things that cannot save you: Preposterously oversized...
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