#63: "seasonally appropriate, action-packed, maniacally chaotic"
Welcome to issue #63 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Issue #7, December 24, 2021, was our first Christmas issue, and now here we are, arriving at our...
#62: "driving off an awkward metaphorical cliff"
Welcome to issue #62 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I know when issue #61 landed in your inboxes, the prospect of a #62 seemed distant, improbable, a...
#61: "freaky place to visit"
Welcome to issue #61 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. It’s a festive time of year! Soon there will be children loose in the city streets collecting their...
#60: "euphoric tones and a cathartic resolution"
Welcome to issue #60 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, your sporadically delivered puree of short form media suggestions. I’d like to say I could commit to...
#59: "in typical exuberant style"
Welcome to issue #59 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the newsletter that’s not afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions, such as: Perhaps the answers to...
#58: "because you know what, it feels good"
Welcome to issue #58 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. If there has been a mixup and you were expecting a different, better newsletter, then boy do I have...
#57: "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want"
Welcome to issue #57 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Before we dive into my recommendations for this issue, I’ve got a couple contributions of my own to...
#56: "the apocalypse is a tempting liberator"
Welcome to issue #56 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. In case you were wondering: Scottovision “En el festín” (2024) - Animator Abel Molina is responsible...
#55: "no returns are accepted"
Welcome to issue #55 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I’m back with another fleeting set of recommendations, gathered from the esoteric regions of the...
#54: "i'm sorry, officer, i didn't know i couldn't do that"
Welcome to issue #54 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, a bastion of human curation in the midst of an algorithmic onslaught, a tiny beacon of...
#53: "pleasing feelgood frenzy"
Welcome to issue #53 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, although it tries, desperately tries, tries to the point of cringe really. In a world where earnest...
#52: "dangerously stylish"
Welcome to issue #52 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, a semi-regular peek into the bizarre and beautiful in short-form video entertainment. You know,...
#51: "your every act is live and direct"
Welcome to issue #51 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the unofficial tasting menu of the content apocalypse. Join me, won't you, on a brief guided tour of...
#50: a celebratory kind of vibe
Welcome to issue #50 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU! It's a bit of a jumbo issue this time. Loyal readers. Probably, I mean not mine obviously When I...
#49: soothing balm of selective memory
Welcome to issue #49 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, one of many earnest funnels of curation on the road to a perfectly tailored media consumption...
#48: "for fun and general merriment"
Welcome to issue #48 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. You know, friends, holidays are a time of tradition. Every year my family loves trimming the tree,...
#47: "someone's been eating from the friendship cake"
Welcome to issue #47 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, a semi-regular sipping at the firehose of short films, music videos, and video artworks with...
#46: "if you're bored, then you're boring"
Welcome to issue #46 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, my sporadic attempt to surprise and delight you with short video gems lovingly sifted from the...
#45: "being scared is being alive"
Welcome to issue #45 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, your sporadic guide to short videos you could watch if you felt like it. This newsletter sneaks into...
#44: no longer satisfied with passive transmission
Welcome to issue #44 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Sorry it took so long to get this issue into your inboxes. I like to include ten recommendations...
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Welcome to issue #43 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Scottovision, pt. 1 "Giggle Fudge U.S.A." (2016) - Paul Reubens hosts this deranged parody of...
#42: "unlock the infinite possibilities"
Welcome to issue #42 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I'm writing to you from New York City, where a glance out the window here reveals the Empire State...
#41: that wasn't a microdose
Welcome to issue #41 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I'm writing to you this issue from Denver, where I've been attending the big Psychedelic Science...
#40: "outshines the abyss"
Welcome to issue #40 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. You know, friends, I started this newsletter with a nickel in my pocket and a dream in my heart. I...
#39: "I admit I haven't done the research"
Welcome to issue #39 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. In case you're curious, here are some other things that cannot save you: Preposterously oversized...
#38: "consider getting weirder"
Welcome to issue #38 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the newsletter that's not afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions, such as: Scottovision I saw a...
#37: don't heckle the moon!
Welcome to issue #37 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I meant to ship this issue a little earlier today, but I got sidetracked writing a short story using...
#36: i'm just trying to have a nice time
Welcome to issue #36 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, broadcasting from the few remaining moments before AI smoothly takes over the arduous task of...
#35: until you're like, "seriously?"
Welcome to issue #35 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. You know, friends, we're just [opens Calculator app, runs the numbers] 65 issues away from our...
#34: "weird in all the best ways"
Well well well, if it isn't the newsletter that time forgot, screaming back into your inboxes with all the grace of a motorcycle being sucked into a jet...
#33: "for more information, please reread"
Welcome to issue #32 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Sorry I'm so late getting it out to you today. I was busy being fitted for my new "Disco Deejay"...
#32: would you be my neighbor
Welcome to issue #32 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the first issue of the new year! It's going to be a short issue this week, a minimalist issue if you...
#31: rockin' back inside my heart
Welcome to issue #31 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the final issue of the year 2022. I'll be skipping the next scheduled pub date of Dec 30th,...
#30: typically upbeat & optimistic
Welcome to issue #30 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, returning in full force after last week's brief hiatus due to a bank holiday or whatever. Highlights...
#29: complete obliteration
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#28: "the inherent absurdity of both setting and premise"
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#27: "elaborate coping mechanisms"
Welcome to issue #27 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Amidst the dreary backdrop of reality's insistent assertion of itself, producing this newsletter...
#26: where insects sound like lasers
Welcome to issue #26 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. As of this issue, we've reached a year of publishing this newsletter. During the beta period (the...
#25: life, the sensuous dream
Welcome to issue #25 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, arriving late and with several metaphorical bruises, but here nonetheless. Working from a new...
#24: if you complain once more
Welcome to issue #24 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Bringing this one screaming in for a landing as the sun comes up, ready to face the morning with the...
#23: moments in love
Welcome to issue #23 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the latest in a series of attempts to deliver on the promises that brought this newsletter into your...
#22: close (to the edit)
Welcome to issue #22 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, further proof of the following incisive meme: Highlights from Scottoworld Review copies of my next...
#21: halcyon days
Welcome to issue #21 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the newsletter that dares to ask that musical question: I regret to inform you that no good answers...
#20: the waning days of civilization
Welcome to issue #20 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, where I'm pleased to deploy the following image that the internet magically surfaced for me: Yes,...
#19: fiesta forever
Welcome to issue #19 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. If you'd asked me at the outset if I thought I'd reach issue #19, I'd have politely scoffed as I...
#18: the sweet release of pure oblivion
Welcome to issue #18 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. If you missed my birthday screenings a couple weeks ago, or if you were there and would like to...
#17: but i'm still young at heart. why are you laughing. please stop
Welcome to issue #17 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Tomorrow night - Saturday, May 14 - is my birthday, and if you're not doing anything, maybe you'll...
#16: i dig the part where he says "around the world"
Welcome to issue #16 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. In two weeks, when you receive issue #17, it will be my birthday weekend. That Saturday, May 14, I...
#15: down the street, around the corner, and a couple train rides away from greatness
Welcome to issue #15 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I've almost got too much to tell you about this issue, but that's balanced by the fact that I'm also...
#14: "we came here to dance"
Welcome to issue #14 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, brought to you by the same insouciant attitude that allows me to face the world each morning without...