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#76: "a beautiful and whimsical look"
November 15, 2025
Welcome to issue #76 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, screaming in at the last minute from my underground bunker in Seattle. Things are a bit hectic but...
#75: "a precarious and dreamlike position"
October 17, 2025
Welcome to issue #75 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, coming to you straight from New York City — aka the Big Apple, the City That Never Sleeps, the...
#74: "modern, high tech, surprisingly gorgeous"
September 26, 2025
Welcome to issue #74 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. It’s a slightly truncated issue this week, as I’m rushing against time to get this issue out before...
#73: "this seemingly poignant premise"
September 12, 2025
Welcome to issue #73 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. We’re just over here making the magic happen, one collection of short-form media recommendations at...
#72: "an absurd level of awkwardness"
August 9, 2025
Welcome to issue #72 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. You know, friends, an unavoidable part of this beat is when I stumble across a video of some sort...
#71: “coming together & whirling apart”
July 12, 2025
Welcome to issue #71 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I’ve been off gallivanting in the woods, but now it’s time to get down to the serious business of...
#70: "a personal digital apocalypse"
June 13, 2025
Welcome to issue #70 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, one more attempt to catalog the haphazard slices of meaning that flow past us and slide over the...
#69: "apparent subjective transcendence"
May 9, 2025
Welcome to issue #69 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I mean, sure, I’m into it. Scottovision Ten buoyant treats that rose to the surface: “Dilute!...
#68: "there's no shortage of wild ideas here"
April 25, 2025
Welcome to issue #68 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Say, it’s spring, and that means that there’s a spring sale on the audiobook version of my science-...
#67: "for enjoy!"
April 11, 2025
Welcome to issue #67 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, where we explore such topical questions as “Huh?”, “What?” and “Seriously?” We’re not screwing...
#66: "a barrage of confused thoughts"
March 21, 2025
Welcome to issue #66 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, a bastion of distraction in trying times. Our staff of one (1) curator constantly monitors the...
#65: "it's suddenly your jam"
February 7, 2025
Welcome to issue #65 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, proud to be a source of chaotic distraction from the everything that unfolds and unfolds like a...
#64: "deadpan pool of inspiration"
January 10, 2025
Welcome to issue #64 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, our inaugural issue of the new year, and the only issue in which I can appropriately post one of my...
#63: "seasonally appropriate, action-packed, maniacally chaotic"
December 20, 2024
Welcome to issue #63 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Issue #7, December 24, 2021, was our first Christmas issue, and now here we are, arriving at our...
#62: "driving off an awkward metaphorical cliff"
December 6, 2024
Welcome to issue #62 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. I know when issue #61 landed in your inboxes, the prospect of a #62 seemed distant, improbable, a...
#61: "freaky place to visit"
October 25, 2024
Welcome to issue #61 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. It’s a festive time of year! Soon there will be children loose in the city streets collecting their...
#60: "euphoric tones and a cathartic resolution"
October 4, 2024
Welcome to issue #60 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, your sporadically delivered puree of short form media suggestions. I’d like to say I could commit to...
#59: "in typical exuberant style"
September 6, 2024
Welcome to issue #59 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU, the newsletter that’s not afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions, such as: Perhaps the answers to...
#58: "because you know what, it feels good"
August 16, 2024
Welcome to issue #58 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. If there has been a mixup and you were expecting a different, better newsletter, then boy do I have...
#57: "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want"
July 27, 2024
Welcome to issue #57 of THIS NEWSLETTER CANNOT SAVE YOU. Before we dive into my recommendations for this issue, I’ve got a couple contributions of my own to...
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