Went on a search for the half bag of Slims (I need them, I am editing) but it was missing. Accused partner (who does not eat them) of eating them. Could not find them but I found an unopened bag. That is now a half bag.

I have also lost a Claire Keegan book in the house and have resisted the urge to look for it too closely (because this is exactly how you lose a day of work. This and thinking ‘ooh, i wonder where I kept my birth certificate?’)

Had to return the billowy shirt I snagged in a sale because it looked so balloony on me that I did not look like an effortless and chic creative but like a child who has picked the wrong clothes and also has grey hair. 2026 will not be the year of billowy shirts. Is it ever their year? (Tell that to the oversized green shirt hiding somewhere in my closet.)

The best Heated Rivalry edit so far.

Where is my book?>!?>! Where are the Slims?