July 17, 2022

Why it Didn’t Work Out

This Time/Again

Karmic revenge for spaying the cat

who would’ve been a great mom.

Mercury uprising in biff minor.

Forgot to jump over the broomstick after circling the fire 3x.

Your body is playing space invaders.

They simply did not like your cooking.

You meditated in the wrong frequency

You were simply not ill enough, try again, barf more.

You thought too longingly about kayaking.

You thought about eating soft cheese.

They could see what was coming, obviously.