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what if i applied for an mfa program

or dropped out of school and became a bartender

or i stopped what i’m doing and pursued woodworking

and started flipping furniture i find on the side of the road

what if i became an interior designer

or a ball jointed doll creator

what if i bought old barbies from goodwill and painted them to look like e-girls

what if i became a photographer

and traveled the world

or became a pornographer

or detransitioned and surged up to be an onlyfans girl

what if i got masculinization surgery

or started my own business

or moved to a remote location in northern new mexico

or became a sugar daddy

what if i owned a house

and started a guinea pig herd

and made custom lampshades for a living

what if i lived in a tiny trailer in someone’s backyard

or became a mechanic

what if i joined a theatre troupe

or have a brain tumor

what if i joined a theatre troupe and have a brain tumor

what if i moved to chicago and became a chef

and a comedian

and ran a pigeon sanctuary

or a parrot sanctuary

or became a successful cartoonist with a long and satisfying career

what if i fail

what if i gave up

what then?

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