Her job is cat
Hi friends,
I wrote a performance review for my cat. As a senior cat, she had a pretty high bar to meet in her first 90 days, and I wanted to make it clear to her that she did.
90-day performance review for a senior cat: Her job is cat
Good evening, Shinjuku. In a few days, you will reach your 3-month mark in this household, and so I would like to take this time to deliver your formal 90-day performance evaluation. As a cat, you may not be aware of the passage of time in terms of calendar days. You also don't know how to read, so I will provide this review to you verbally, and at the end of the session I will print a copy and crumple it into a ball so you can enjoy it later. Neither reading nor using a calendar are expected skills for your role, and I mention these things only by way of introduction and to set your expectations for the process that will follow. Read more...
Thanks for reading and see you on the internet!
AK