The Mandatory Gorilla Dance Party Retreat Email
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Iâm sure everyone else has already told you all about the Gorilla Dance Party Retreat. Now itâs my turn.
Iâm Rich Armstrong from Tap Tap Kaboom (https://taptapkaboom.com/) and I have your email address. I have it because you gave it to me. You gave it to me because you were interested in something Iâm making: * My Super Online Classes (https://taptapkaboom.com/classes) * The Gizz Gizz Machine app (http://bit.ly/2I4HNfu) (still coming) * Destroy Today book (still coming)
I only intend to email you about these things (and mandatory gorilla dance retreats). My policy is that I do not share when it comes to email addresses. And neither does Mailchimp (the sweet marketing automation platform I use). Check their privacy policy (https://mailchimp.com/legal/privacy/) and a terms of use. (https://mailchimp.com/legal/terms/)
Iâm sure youâve found out just how many stupid companies have your email address. Itâs nuts. So I totally understand if you want to unsubscribe (|UNSUB|) from my legendary fan club. Itâs a great time for an inbox purge. You can also update your information and preferences. (|UPDATE_PROFILE|)
If I made the cut, then chat soon! If not, then goodbye!
Much love â Rich
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