Horoscopes for Countries I Visited In 2017

• United States. Aries. Exciting and courageous; independent but stubborn. You've got a lot going on, and sometimes you scare me, but, you know what USA? You're a helluva good time.

• Ireland. You're a textbook Taurus, in that food-drink-comfort way that makes for the best partners and friends.

• Portugal. Gemini. You're gorgeous, brilliant, and capable of pulling off even the most complex scheme.

• France. Obviously a sparkly Leo, not just because I like you so damn much, but because I also appreciate how much you like yourself.

• Finland. You're a Virgo/Libra cusp who doesn't believe in astrology or self-care. You have a lot of rules you've made for yourself that you consider equitable, but ironically are never up for debate.

• Sweden. A Libra in spades: you're diplomatic, well-adjusted, and regularly rewarded for your virtues. You're the friend I'd call to help me make a tough decision.

• Canada. Capricorn. Characteristically ambitions, impervious to drama, always striving to do the right thing. You make me wanna start a small business with you.

• Netherlands. You're a dynamic Aquarius who always knows where the best after-parties are. I'm charmed (but a little intimidated) by your energy, and that you don't give a shit what anyone thinks about you.

• Estonia. You're a Pisces and, frankly, I still don't understand what you're all about.

Sincerely
Your Leo Sun - Cancer Moon - Scorpio Rising friend who isn't as into astrology as this message suggests,

Rhienna