Great Lines: The Vice Edition
Sup everyone. Muneer here.
- This newsletter is going to be all the great lines and zingers from things I read on the Web. As most of you know, I read a lot. Probably more than I should.
- The links aren’t necessarily timely. I read a lot of old stuff. I’m not up with the times.
- And in the course of reading, I often see lines that are hilarious or beautiful.
- I will bring those to you in this space.
First, from reader Rachel, an important avenue of inquiry at the highest court in the land:
This one, small act of human waste expulsion brought with it mystery, intrigue, and what was almost certainly a pooping Supreme Court justice.
Second, ICP made a Western and this is a review of it:
On his way to town, Sugar Wolf wordlessly rides up to a family and steals the wife. He has sex with her and gives her wine and cheese, and then she is heartbroken to see him go. This sends a complicated message, like much of the film.
Third, this lady is the Pablo Escobar of Fujian. Only without the tigers, or cocaine, or beard:
“In Sister Ping’s 2005 trial, a prosecutor asked the jury to consider “whether a legitimate businesswoman keeps her profits in her refrigerator.”
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