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May 21, 2020

Great Lines: The Tweets Edition

Sup everyone. Muneer here.

  • This newsletter is going to be all the great lines and zingers from things I read on the Web. As most of you know, I read a lot. Probably more than I should.
  • The links aren’t necessarily timely. I read a lot of old stuff. I’m not up with the times.
  • And in the course of reading, I often see lines that are hilarious or beautiful.
  • I will bring those to you in this space.

https://twitter.com/queer_queenie/status/966143395918786560

Therapist: What's wrong?

Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce

Therapist: And who told you that?

Me: *tearfully clears throat*

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/James_Kpatrick/status/320150923336892416
https://twitter.com/RowdyBowden/status/179613013437988864

4 months ago i quietly left 57 dvds of 'click' at my parents' house and they've still never noticed or mentioned it pic.twitter.com/j864rH9eG8

— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 28, 2013

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