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June 20, 2022

Great Lines: The Support Group Edition

Either George Carlin or Drew Carey said this, but it’s still a classic.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.


Coach Finstock from the movie Teen Wolf said the following wise words:

There are 3 rules that I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.


Finally, the great Ben Franklin said the following and it really resonates with me:

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

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