Great Lines: The Future is Meaningless Edition
First, I feel this way every time I have a chocolate bar after dinner.
Second, I always want to convey this to people who email me with idiotic requests at work.
Third, media that runs stories like this about work is not to be trusted. Honestly, what else would you expect from a paper owned by notable human impersonator Jeff Bezos?
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