Great Lines: The Emotionally Invested Edition
First, I wish I could say this every day to at least one person: Second, anyone who has a significant other can relate to this. Men and women: Third, this is...
Great Lines: The Hardcore Kid Edition
First, this kid is guaranteed to have gone places since this incident. Second, I call this phenomenon "The Curse of Competence". I wish I was capable of...
Great Lines: The Confused All the Time Edition
First, this child is beyond his years. Second, I wish we could be this forthright at interviews. Third, am I spiritually a hippo?
Great Lines: The Future is Meaningless Edition
First, I feel this way every time I have a chocolate bar after dinner. Second, I always want to convey this to people who email me with idiotic requests at...
Great Lines: The Supreme Design Edition
First, this wisdom should be heeded by everyone. Second, pets are so entitled! Third, don't believe execs who claim companies need to run "lean" and then...
Great Lines: The Unelected Wizards Edition
First, I like puns and this one is a classic. Second, this is an accurate description of the Supreme Court. Third, this is sad ut true
Great Lines: The Tungsten Arm O'Doyle Edition
First, I appreciate when someone takes accountability. Second, if you take your loveSendd one to the ICU, cool it with the pseudoscience. You've already...
Great Lines: The Victim To Vanity Edition
First: Second: Third, these are a couple of lines from a list of the most brutal music reviews of all time: “calling Timberlake an “abjectly poor” lyricist...
Great Lines: The Disgruntled With Capitalism Edition
By now, everyone knows that I have been radicalized against the power differential in the employer-employee relationship. Here are some memes that say it...
Great Lines: The Foolish Capering Edition
First, The Simpsons are always good for a great line: “My foolish capering destroyed more young minds than syphilis and pinball combined.” Second, As someone...
Great Lines: The Twitter Problems Edition
Elon Musk has dedicated himself to run Twitter into the ground as quickly as possible. So why not rethink how you interact with the platform? Our old pal Ed...
Great Lines: The Extreme Reaction Edition
First, this is one of the more extreme reactions to messing up a poker game: Sam Peckinpah's later movies - He had a crew and some actors he hired for...
Great Lines: The MTV Grind Edition
First, this is how I feel whenever I see a bumper sticker: Given the existence of car magnets and window clings, anyone who rocks a bumper sticker is a...
Great Lines: The Dead Garden Edition
First, this obituary is very honest about the departed: His love was abundant when it came to himself, but for his children it was limited. Second, this line...
Great Lines: The Mahomes and Kelce Edition
It's now the second time I've sent a Thanksgiving newsletter. This officially makes this newsletter the longest creative endeavor I've ever engaged in....
Great Lines: The Sentient Applebee's Margarita Edition
First, this description of Marjorie Taylor Greene is devastating and wonderful: And sentient Applebee’s margarita Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a...
Great Lines: The Samantha Irby Edition
I love me some Samantha Irby. I haven't read her books, but if you haven't subscribed to her Judge Mathis recap newsletter, get on that immediately. First,...
Great Lines: The Shallow Promises Edition
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Great Lines: The Leisure Class Edition
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Great Lines: The Buy Groceries From a Failure Edition
First, I love Gabby's vibe on the Bachelorette this season: She’s deeply invested in the power of therapy and making men feel bad about themselves in a fun...