Dear newsletter subscribers,

Good Sunday evening. Tomorrow is March 15, the Ides of March, so I'm here to watch your back, and make sure you don't miss any reality TV premieres this week. How's that for a stretch of a metaphor?

Let's get to the premieres before I attempt another one.

Tomorrow night is the finale of The Bachelor season 25 (ABC, 8 p.m.), followed by After the Final Rose (10 p.m.), hosted by Emmanuel Acho.