Dear reality blurred supporters,

My horoscope app, Chani, tells me Mercury is in retrograde starting today.

For me, Chani says, that means “all kinds of mischief to the ways you manage your resources” and “an opportunity … to rework any habits that aren’t supporting you.”

Sounds fun—right after I finish this box of Aldi peppermint faux Oreos. ⛄️