Dear newsletter subscribers,

I hope you’re having a decent Daylight Savings Time Stinks Day, and aren’t too tired from the lost hour of sleep. Someday we may come to our senses as a society and get rid of this silliness!

Speaking of silliness—reality TV has plenty of that, and this week is giving us more than a dozen premieres, including of some major shows, like Top Chef (woo!) and American Idol.

Here’s your preview!