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December 1, 2023

Winter reality TV • Golden Bachelor's cruelty • Survivor's challenges • elves

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Dear newsletter friends,

Happy December!

As the end of the year approaches, and I work on my best-of list for 2023, I have a familiar sense of guilt over all the shows I wasn't able to watch—especially ones you recommended to me!

So, I decided to turn that into a positive, and ask you: What reality show do you love that I didn’t cover this year?

The link will take you to a quick and easy form; I'll compile the results and publish them soon.

I can't wait to see what you recommend to each other!


2 recaps, 1 review, and 2 more

An elf on the shelf putting its hand over its mouth

I recapped Survivor 45:

  • Someone please wake up Survivor’s challenge team. And players.

  • ICYMI: 3 reasons why Survivor 45 is the best season of the new era so far

and The Golden Bachelor:

  • Golden Bachelor ended by illustrating how cruel this format is. Also: Will the happy couple live until their wedding?!

  • Earlier: The Golden Bachelor made the case for aging up reality TV

I wrote these behind the scenes looks:

  • The Great British Bake Off’s time calls are fake. I was quite surprised to learn not just that the bits take place off-camera, but that there's not even a clock in the tent!

  • ICYMI: Where do Survivors poop? Is there toilet paper?

And I reviewed:

  • Food Network's Elf on the Shelf: Sweet Showdown


☃️ Winter reality TV schedules

Winnie-the-Pooh dancing in snow

My new quarterly guides are here! As a reminder, I'll update these constantly throughout the next three months:

  • Winter 2023-24 reality TV schedule and guide

  • Winter documentaries and specials


💬 Comments of the week

Cristy, on this recap:

Did anyone notice that they used a plus size actor to demonstrate the immunity challenge? I was so excited, I pointed it out to my daughter and even replayed it for her. Imagine my disappointment when they revealed that the challenge was based on body weight! Ugh! Sometimes I really hate this show.

JF, on this review:

I thoroughly enjoyed the first five episodes. I think there was more tension than I've seen on any reality show honestly. There's near constant anxiety about having to eliminate friends or them being eliminated by others. ...


🗞️ Reality TV news

  • One shark is quitting Shark Tank. Maybe others should follow!

  • Andy Cohen keeps calling this story "a factually incorrect rehash," but now also says "We’ve addressed each of the things that did happen." 🙄 Pick one, maybe? [Vanity Fair]

And in my November news round-up:

  • Queer Eye is losing a member

  • Top Gear is cancelled

  • Guy Fieri has a new $100 million deal

  • Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard are still together

  • The Situation spent $500,000 on opioids during Jersey Shore

  • and much more!


🤩 I recommend

  • This Food Network competition, for the reaction shots

  • This charity, if you're looking for a place to give this holiday season

  • This website, which is literally what its domain name says: infinite flowers

I hope you have a great start to this final month of 2023!

I'll have at least two more newsletters this year, before taking a couple weeks of a break at the end of the year.

best,
Andy


🌄 This is issue 363 of reality blurred’s weekly newsletter, first sent on 1 December 2023, and it hopes you like the new image format, which works better with this beautiful new e-mail template, allowing me to show off the photo I choose each week while also saving a bit of time

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