Dear newsletter subscribers,

Happy Sunday evening! I’m finally back to feeling human, and somewhat grateful that, while this week brings us an extra day of the year—hello, February 29!—there are far fewer premieres, perhaps because spring reality TV is in full swing.

Some spring shows are even ending already, like the four-episode Girl Scout Cookie Championship (Food Network, Monday at 8), which was a bizarrely bad show. If you took a box of Girl Scout Cookies, microwaved it, and then smeared those hot cookies all over your walls, you'd have less of a mess than this show.

Also ending its season this week: Love is Blind. Its final episode will be streaming this week (Netflix, Thursday) and reveal which of the remaining couples decide whether or not to get married—a decision they make at their weddings.