Question Mark Town Roundup for the week of 6/19-6/25
Town Announcements
Feline Remains Identified
The feline remains recovered at 0015 hours Sunday morning have been identified and its owner has been contacted. Despite extensive police presence in the area, the feline’s head was not recovered.
Out of respect to those impacted, we will not be releasing identification of feline or owner. We ask our officers—this means you Ronny—to keep this information to themselves.
According to the medical examiner, the cause of the feline’s death is currently unexplained and is listed as “sudden and unattended death, cause unknown.”
Please keep an eye on your loved ones, your pets, and each other during this difficult time.
Posted by Gus Holt, Question Mark Chief of Police on June 19, 2023
Slides from my presentation "How to Make Yourself Invisible"
Very few of you, if any of you, came to my presentation at the library tonight.
But I know what is happening in town because I have seen the future.
I have included my slides here, because you have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know. You have to know.
Posted by Tanner Pratt on June 21, 2023
Mr. Freeze-E has two new job openings for the summer!
People of Question Mark, are you ready to scream???
... FOR ICE CREAM??!!
Yes, before it was America's Favorite Ice Cream©, it was Question Mark, Ohio's favorite ice cream and we're excited to say that we have two full time positions that have suddenly opened up here.
We'd love to have a Question Mark Original like yourself join us here at a true Question Mark Original! Landmark that is!
Yes, it's been hard these last few weeks since our signature giant ice cream cone has gone missing, and the mayor and Chief Holt have assured us that everyone is looking just as hard as they can. And yes, the last two people we hired were maybe less reliable than we would have liked, but the scoops must scoop on! And so we'd love if you'd considering dropping by and applying to become an Ice Cream Caddy over here at our location on Tower. You know where it is! You've been coming here since you were a kid!
Can't drop by right away? You can always visit the Mr. Freeze-E website and download an application and drop it by or send it in.
We'd love to have this position filled ASAP—that's As Scoop As Possible—so please do apply today!
Posted by Marlene Winters, Mr. Freeze-E assistant manager on June 23, 202
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Community Notes
To the people of greater Question Mark,
We at the Eastwood Circle Ladies Auxiliary have concerns that perhaps the rest of you are not keeping your blooms at bay, as we have noticed a dramatic uptick in some sort of white pollen or seeds or spores—our horticulturalist is unclear—in our yards. It certainly can't be emanating from the ladies gardens of the Circle as our HOA bylaws require vigorous maintenance and regular pruning.
We are preparing to open our gardens to you as part of the Eastwood Flower and Garden Walk, where non-Eastwood residents will have access to drive past from 11-11:45am on July 16th. However, given the current unseemly state of our gardens due to your pollen or seeds or spores that have wafted over our gates, the entire event is at risk of being cancelled.
If this white pollen or seeds or spores is yours, please show ID at the Eastwood Circle North Entrance and you will be allowed a 20 minute pass to come and claim it. Prompt removal is appreciated, however, please keep in mind that there is a $200 fine for any plants, dirt, or grass that is disturbed in the process. If you exceed your 20 minute pass, we will call the Question Mark Police.
Thank you for addressing this matter immediately,
Bonnie Lavelle, President, Eastwood Circle Ladies Auxiliary
Crime Reports
The Question Mark Police Department is pleased to announce there have been no new reported crimes this week–other than the discovery of the cat that was missing its head last Sunday. Congratulations to Chief Holt and all the hard-working men and women of the QMPD!
Remember: To report a crime, call our tip line at (740) 647-4807 extension one.
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Upcoming Events
June 30 | Question Mark All-Ages Talent Show, 6pm
Town Square
July 4 | Question Mark Town Parade and Fireworks. Parade 5pm, Fireworks 9:30pm
Town Square
July 8 | Thomas Edison Young Inventors Competition. Celebrate the birthday of Ohio's own Thomas Edison with your own invention. No flames. Ages 5-13. 12pm
Question Mark Public Library
Don't forget about Story Time, every Friday at 10am at the Question Mark Public Library.
Also, this summer join us at the Town Square for Summer at the Square: farmers market, music, and more! Saturdays June 17-September 16, 10am-2pm
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Did You Know?
You love Mr. Freeze-E Ice Cream, but did you know it started right here in Question Mark? It did! The ice cream store you know and love originally started as a frozen meat processing plant before moving to delicious desserts!