I Said I’d Bring the Middle East Together.

Iran asks the Gulf states to unite against the U.S. and Israel. Trump finds the silver lining.

Not Again…

Trump’s tariffs reach the bathroom. Suddenly six squares of toilet paper qualify as a luxury item.

That’s Why I Announced It Now.

The Strategic Petroleum Reserve is at a 44-year low. Good thing the Venezuelan oil may arrive sometime during the next 25 years.

Which Reality You’re In.

Lake Ontario has a new name. Or doesn’t. Apparently geography now depends on where you open the map.

Counting.

Kristen Welker said Trump’s endorsements had “mixed results.” The FCC chairman would like to know exactly how punishable that is.