Don't Sheets Your Pants
This week has been better than whatever the F that debacle was to start the month. Let’s keep it going!!
Size Matters (That's What She Said)
Small slate today with only 6 games so we look for quality over quantity.
Slap On Some Chapstick
Ahoy mateys! Let’s get this Pluderiffic day underway with some Pitch Mix Bangers, shall we?
Quick Plunder Update: Adds/Drops
Quick update for 5/13 … Tyler Holton is pitching for Detroit, so I’m pulling off Devers. Also … lukewarm on Chourio as I dive deeper so I’d consider him a...
Give 'Em the Glasscock
I figured it would be fun to share a little baseball history with some of the most unique/funny names and nicknames of the Olde Timey baseball days. Today … “Pebbly Jack” Glasscock!
Quick Plunder Update: Some adds/drops
Quick update for 5/12 … No lines available for Seager or Dominguez so far today so things are trending toward them not playing. My crack staff has two...
Can Manny Be the Man?
New day. New week. And a new opportunity to CASH! That’s the beauty of sports betting … every single day feels like that day you’re gonna win a billion dollars. So let’s get us a billy today!
Give Momma Some Sal(ami) Action
Happy Mother’s Day! Hope everybody has a great one and we’re enjoying many dongs being hit on Mom’s special day (I am not a mature human).
Play some Free(man)bird!!!
Happy Saturday everyone! Any day with Freddie Freeman on the list is a good one around here. Let’s get right to it!
RESEND: OK May, You Can Cut It Out Now
Lots of really solid plays on tap for today, so let’s have ourselves a DAY!!!!
OK May, You Can Cut It Out Now
Lots of really solid plays on tap for today, so let’s have ourselves a DAY!!!!
Who's the Better Buxton?
Now Byron Buxton may be better at Buxton, but from a bad guy standpoint he ain’t got nothing on the great Francis Buxton from “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.”
Shohei Us the Way
Anytime we can get behind the GOAT feels like a great start to the day … let’s get ourselves some GREEN!
I Wish I Knew How to Quit You, Freddie Freeman
Another day, another Freddie Freeman selection … the bromance continues!
Cinco de No Stinko
All we can do is move onward and upward … so let’s do exactly that!
Insert Star Wars Pun Here
It’s May 4th, so I’m required by law to insert some kind of Star Wars reference into this email.
Screw the Kentucky Derby ... Let's Have a Home Run Derby!
The day when people who have NO clue about horse racing sit and act like they’re experts as they try to pick the winner.
Cruzin' On Over
I feel like it’s a perfect time to keep the momentum going and crush dem books. LFG!
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!
Let’s smash some plays shall we????
Marcel Ozuna Hates Me
In the world of sports betting, sometimes it just feels like certain guys hate your stupid face.