Witt'cha You Gonna Do ... Honky?
So if you’ve never heard the song “Whatcha Gonna Do Honky?” by Honky Toast, it may seriously be one of the worst songs of all time. Go ahead and ruin 3 minutes of your life and call it up on Spotify now.
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So if you’ve never heard the song “Whatcha Gonna Do Honky?” by Honky Toast, it may seriously be one of the worst songs of all time. Go ahead and ruin 3 minutes of your life and call it up on Spotify now.
Let’s jump into the plays for Thursday, September 25th. Reminder SIGN UP FOR PREMIUM (if ya ain’t already) to get the full list.
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Bobby Witt, Jr. (KC) vs. Mitch Farris [GRADE: A]
H/AB | AVG | wOBA | ISO | ExitVelo | HardHit% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
6-17 | .353 | .450 | .353 | 94.5 | 50% |
Nobody has scored more runs this week than the Royals, and that bodes well for this play.
TARGET MARKETS: HRR/TB/singles (1.0u), HR (0.2-0.3u)
Quick note on the Target Markets section: These are the markets I’m going to be line/promo shopping for when the markets open up. Sometimes I will avoid them if they’re too juicy or the odds are just garbage (-130 and worse). Unit recommendation is a general guideline, but could change based on value. Also … feel free to visit GAMBLING SCHOOL 101 for a breakdown of all markets, bankroll, risk management and more
Brandon Marsh (PHI) vs. Janson Junk [GRADE: B+]
H/AB | AVG | wOBA | ISO | ExitVelo | HardHit% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
11-26 | .423 | .463 | .269 | 89.9 | 40% |
Marsh has been hot this week. He never squares the ball up particularly hard, but just seems to find a way when he’s running hot.
TARGET MARKETS: H+R+R/TB/singles (0.7u-1u), HR (0.2-0.3u)
OK friends … this is the part of the email where we move on to the PREMIUM plays. So here comes THE DREADED PAYWALL!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!