Bert Likes Ernie
Are Bert and Ernie gay? Does it really matter? Will anyone ever tell Bert to shave his unibrow?
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Are Bert and Ernie gay? Does it really matter? Will anyone ever tell Bert to shave his unibrow? All we know here is this is a FAR stretch of a pun to deal with the fact that we have a guy named “Ernie” on our list today.
Let’s dive into the plays for Tuesday, June 24th. Reminder SIGN UP FOR PREMIUM (if ya ain’t already) to get the full list.
✅ TOP PICKS ✅
Shohei Ohtani / Andy Pages vs. German Marquez [GRADE: A]
H/AB | AVG | wOBA | ISO | ExitVelo | HardHit% |
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11-30 | .367 | .421 | .367 | 100.2! | 75% |
Yeah I’m not exactly re-inventing the wheel here to tell you to play the best player in baseball against a crappy pitcher at Coors Field, but Pages’ numbers look good too. (Shohei’s are listed above)
TARGET MARKETS: H+R+R/TB (1u), HR (0.3u-0.5u for boosts and such), parlay pieces
Quick note on the Target Markets section: These are the markets I’m going to be line/promo shopping for when the markets open up. Sometimes I will avoid them if they’re too juicy or the odds are just garbage (-130 and worse). Unit recommendation is a general guideline, but could change based on value. Also … feel free to visit GAMBLING SCHOOL 101 for a breakdown of all markets, bankroll, risk management and more
Ernie Clement / Bo Bichette (TOR) vs. Logan Allen [GRADE: A-]
H/AB | AVG | wOBA | ISO | ExitVelo | HardHit% |
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16-31 | .516 | .625 | .419 | 91.7 | 46.67% |
I suppose I could’ve tried a “Bo-ert and Ernie” joke here, but that’s a stretch at best. Solid numbers for both regardless! (Clement listed)
TARGET MARKETS: H+R+R/TB (1u), HR (0.2-0.3u … 0.5 for boosts), parlay pieces
OK friends … this is the part of the email where we move on to the PREMIUM plays. So here comes THE DREADED PAYWALL!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!