⚡️ Week 7 is TONIGHT at Barcade! ⚡️
Friends!
Holy moly, it is week 7 tonight at 7:30pm at Barcade, which means we are officially three weeks out from finals! 🫠
And that means it's time to spin up the hype machine for our beloved:
SEASON FINALS COMMUNITY PRIZE TABLE
Alright, you are probably familiar with what a "pinball league finals" may look like. There's gonna be cash. There's gonna be prizes. There's gonna be the PPC cup.
But there is also gonna be two-tables-worth of prizes that annihilate the type of weak ticket-redemption boardwalk fare you might see at lesser outfits. And all you gotta do is show up!
Did you notch a score that ends in 00 at any point in the night? You're headed to the Door Prize table my friend, a place where folks have walked away with such treasures as:
an as-yet-unopened pack of Topps Terminator 2 trading cards
a 70's bumper sticker from 94WYSP proclaiming that "Bowie Rocks"
a "Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" Genesis coffee mug
a classy metal sign indicating that you are now entering the "Fart Zone"
"gummy Lunchables"
But that's not all! Cause we're gonna have a list of objectives for every game at Barcade, and if you complete one? Well congratulations and step behind the golden rope towards the Primo Prize table. Does any of this strike your fancy:
a remote-controlled helicopter you can drive your cats nuts with
a fake security camera that is just as effective as a real security camera
a delicious homemade chocolate and peanut butter pie
a set of condiment dipping cup holders that attach to your car's a/c vents
records, crafts, and artwork by local artists and your PPC compadres
a new-in-box (please) Tushy bidet (come on.)
What other pinball club can you join for 20 bucks and walk away with a cash prize, a commemorative goblet from Medieval Times, and a bidet in the same night?
Nowhere, baby.
AND THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN
The storied junk shops and discount stores of Philadelphia can never max out the radness of the prize tables, only YOU and the rest of the PPC can make that happen.
I know you make awesome shit. I know you have stuff at home that is sitting around waiting to become the best thing anyone's ever won anywhere. I know you are deep into something totally weird that only people weird enough to join an adult pinball club would appreciate.
We want it, and we wanna put your name right next to it on the prize table.
ALL the best stuff has always come from members, be it baked goods, their bands' latest records, original artwork, a one-of-one bottle of pork-flavored Snapple...
You all rip, the PPC rips, we all know this. Lemme know what u got and let's make this a December to remember.
THATS IT
See ya tonight!
💛💛
Jon