nothing here but made up murders

issue 243 - 7th January, 2024

CJW: Happy New Year, gang! Hope you enjoyed our seasonal The Shining rewatch and took part yourself if you needed to fill in some holiday time (if you got any of that - I had very little myself).

nothing here but Johnny (A Very Shining New Year)

issue 242 - 31st December, 2023

CJW: Happy holidays everyone. For this year’s holiday bonus, we decided to go with The Shining, a classic of film and film horror from Stanley Kubrick, based on a classic horror novel from Stephen King. (Originally we picked it because I saw it on a list of NYE films, but I think that’s only because there’s some argument as to whether the party featured at the very end of the film was actually a NYE party despite being labelled as a 4th of July party. I only picked up on this too late, so… enjoy?)

nothing here but a 2024 retrospective

issue 241 - 24th December, 2023

CJW: Welcome back. Hopefully you're enjoying whatever holiday you celebrate around this time of year, even if that holiday is just seeing friends and/or family, or just some time off from work.

nothing here but skyhook colonialism

issue 240 - 10th December, 2023

CJW: Hello hello. Hope you're doing well. Fucking December; when did that happen? 

nothing here but murmurations and alien love

issue 239 - 26th November, 2023

CJW: Welcome to another issue, friends and fellow-travellers. What a week, huh. Hope you're getting through these closing months of the year alright. Take care of yourself and those close to you.

nothing here but the language of the sacred

issue 238 - 12th November, 2023

Grieving like a Sicilian

issue 237 - 9th November, 2023

by Lidia Zuin

nothing here but a data-poisoned abyss

issue 236 - 29th October, 2023

CJW: I just wanted to open by saying thanks for the messages of support, and for the new paid sign-ups we've received since the last issue. Your support means a lot.

nothing here but a moral case for shitposting

issue 235 - 15th October, 2023

CJW: What a week. Let's get right to it, shall we?

nothing here but the abattoir of genius

issue 234 - 1st October, 2023

CJW: We've got a shorter issue this time around, with Dan away for an important celebration. Still plenty to share, so let's get into it.

Emer

by Marlee Jane Ward

MJW: I wrote this recently for a reading with the theme 'monster erotica'. I left it to the last minute and sat down to write it the day of, thinking, "You're not going to get away with this procrastination this time." Especially as writing has been so hard for me for the past while.

nothing here but blueberry milk subscription models

issue 232 - 17th September, 2023

nothing here but fungus shadow rule

issue 231 - 3rd September, 2023

CJW: Hello hello, and welcome to another edition of nothing here. I'm putting this together through a migraine haze, so let's get to it shall we.

nothing here but sriracha doomers

issue 230, 20th August, 2023

CJW: Welcome back, or if it's your first time reading then thanks for joining us as we cover another two weeks of... all this.

Dashcam Confessional

issue 229 - 13th August, 2023

by Corey J. White

nothing here but a lifehouse hangout

issue 228 - 6th August, 2023

CJW: Welcome to the latest edition. We're glad to have you, and hope life has been treating you kindly (or you've been finding the strength if and where it hasn't). 

nothing here but a dangerous and irrational toilet

issue 227 - 23rd July, 2023

CJW: Welcome back. Hope you're keeping your head above water, and taking the time to look out for yourself and those closest to you. Let's get to this fortnight's dispatch, shall we.

[BONUS] How an extremist hate group used lies to help SCOTUS deliver an unconstitutional attack on LGBTQ rights

issue 226 - 17th July, 2023

by Dan Harvey

nothing here but post-anthropocene orcaism

issue 225 - 9th July, 2023

CJW: Good morning all. Hope you're doing well and finding some lightness in a world that can feel crushing at times.

nothing here but internet bad dreams

issue 224 - 25th June, 2023

CJW: Hello again. Long one today, so let's get right to it.